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OT: Another eBay Jacka$$

Ah, where to begin???

Tickle Me Moronic
"My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Our childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When we were insolent we were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really."

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  • larryallen73larryallen73 Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭
    Hey it's free shipping!
  • onefasttalononefasttalon Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭
    He even takes Paypal! I would pick these babies up, but my credit cards are just short...
    What do ya suppose Paypal's cut of a $10 million transaction are???

    ALWAYS Looking for Chris Sabo cards!

  • The guy needs $10,000,000 so reconnect with his children. My guess is that his kids would be better off without him.

    Arthur
  • After spending $10M I don't know if I could afford the $1.35 for the optional insurance, maybe I can negotiate to have that thrown in.
    Thanks
    Sean

    Always Looking for vintage hockey autographs

    The Broderick Collection
  • jskirwinjskirwin Posts: 700 ✭✭✭
    Well maybe if the guy stopped buying Cabbage Patch dolls, his kids would WANT to reconnect with him.

    Sounds like a pervert to me...
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭
    Not bad cheap-advertising fun.

    He has had about 3000 folks stop by who might
    have taken a look at his other dolls.

    I have it on excellent authority that scambay is NOT
    requiring ELMO sellers to prove that they actually have
    the items to sell. That is going to make for some sad
    XMAS mornings.

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    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • What are the fees for a $10 million buy it now? That is totally rediculous. Probably a fabricated sob story, too.

    Dan
    "If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven's scene, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines!" - Marine Corps Hymn
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭
    Listing fees are $4.80.

    He saved 35-cents by not using a gallery photo.

    FVF would be over 100K.

    He got a lot of bang for his advertising bucks.

    (That many page views would have cost him about
    $1,000.00, if he was using YAHOO ppc through
    overture.com.)



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    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • Come on guys... he said please image


  • << <i>
    I have it on excellent authority that scambay is NOT
    requiring ELMO sellers to prove that they actually have
    the items to sell. That is going to make for some sad
    XMAS mornings.

    << <i>

    When does ebay ever require sellers to prove that they have any item that they are selling?
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭
    "When does ebay ever require sellers to prove that they have any item that they are selling?"

    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

    T&S has been casting a large, but silent net for a
    very long time now. Serious sellers caught in that net
    seldom speak of it publicly because they do not want
    to have their use of the venue ended.

    In general, there are three ways that the net gets thrown.

    1. A competitor files a false report with T&S.

    2. A buyer or seller files a report in good faith.

    3. VERY limited random checks are made by T&S.

    The "ownership verification" process is used by the venue
    to make itself appear proactive; in fact, the process
    seldom catches crooks and runs many honest sellers
    out of business. Anyone who cannot comply with the
    terms of the process, is assumed to have violated
    TOS and is counted as "caught" when the venue
    is blowing its horn about how diligent it is in protecting
    consumers. FEW unsophisticated sellers can comply
    with the process, and even the sharpest sellers can
    have a very difficult time with it.

    As far as I have been able to determine, every seller
    who complies with the demands is off the hook. But,
    the weeks that the process can take often causes
    sellers to lose thousands of dollars in sales; all accounts
    are silently restricted while the "investigation" moves
    forward. Listing privileges are always suspended during
    the process, and if the venue determines that a seller
    is delaying the process, ALL existing listings can be cancelled,
    and stores "vacationed."

    Aside from lost business, sellers often must retain professional
    help in responding to the VERY complex requests for info. In
    fairness, it must be assumed that at least some dishonest
    sellers are Xed out by the process, but many more innocent
    sellers are harmed by it.

    Sellers of very expensive items are the primary targets of the
    "program," but demand items - like ELMO and PS3 - are sometimes
    zeroed in on, too. This year, at least for now, it appears that
    ELMO has a free pass.

    storm













    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • i so freaking hell want this item...now may i borrow $10,000,000.00??????
    my t-205's


    looking for low grade t205's psa 1-2
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