Dallas Fire and Dallas PD have held press conferences where they essentially state that the intial report of a "suicide attempt" was not an official report. TO's publicist has spoken with ESPN and said that TO had experienced nausea recently due to the pain medication he was taking for his finger (Parcells has confirmed this) and he was in the process of acquiring a new pain medication when he had an allergic reaction to "supplements" he was taking to help him along the way.
Parcells press conference is about to start. I'll report back later.
Wow. That's pretty F'd up. I'm not a very big Yankees fan (okay, I very strongly dislike them ) but I would never want to see any of them kill themselves.
<< <i>This guy just can't keep himself out of the headlines, eh? >>
Nope, and he is sitting home in his jammies with a hard on now just knowing the whole country is hanging on him. He has too big an ego to rub himself out. Sure, it would make for a big story, but if he lives he can surely come up with MANY MANY other stories to occupy ( or waste ) our time.
I wonder how much Parcells wants this dope gone. My sympathy goes to the Cowboys right now ( never thought I would utter those words ), they have to deal with this crap and distraction.
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<< <i>Too bad he wasn't successful >>
Wow. That's pretty F'd up. I'm not a very big Yankees fan (okay, I very strongly dislike them ) but I would never want to see any of them kill themselves.
Arthur
<< <i>Too bad he wasn't successful >>
Greg it's actually kind of sad - the guy now looks kind of pathetic.
And, if TO really wanted to kill himself, he wouldn't have missed.
He's the type personality that has to be good at everything he does.
mike
<< <i>This guy just can't keep himself out of the headlines, eh? >>
Nope, and he is sitting home in his jammies with a hard on now just knowing the whole country is hanging on him. He has too big an ego to rub himself out. Sure, it would make for a big story, but if he lives he can surely come up with MANY MANY other stories to occupy ( or waste ) our time.
I wonder how much Parcells wants this dope gone. My sympathy goes to the Cowboys right now ( never thought I would utter those words ), they have to deal with this crap and distraction.
-- Yogi Berra
This story has more friggin holes in it than Bonnie and Clyde put together. My tag line so appropriately fits this below.
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