That's what I call a disclaimer!
"FINALLY THIS NOTE:
ITEMS SOLD WILL BE SHIPPED IN THE CONDITIONS STATED AND PICTURED. I TRY TO DO GOOD EBAY BUISNESS BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE MAKE THAT HARD TO DO.
SO FOR MY C.Y.A. PURPOSES HERE IS YOUR OFFICIAL JOHNNY 4TH QTR NOTICE.
ALL PURCHASES ARE FINAL! IF YOU BUY SOMETHING IT IS YOURS. ONCE IT LEAVES MY POSSESSION I AM DONE. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ITEMS AFTER THEY ARE SHIPPED UNDER NO KIND OF CIRCUMSTANCES. I WILL SHIP PROMPTLY AND WILL TAKE CARE IN PACKING AND BOXING....AFTER THAT I AM DONE. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO PURCHASE INSURANCE, THAT'S YOUR CHOICE (HECK, I NEVER DO ON PURCHASES I MAKE ON EBAY) BUT IF THE CARRIERS DECIDE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND KICK BALL AND A LITTLE SOCCER WITH YOUR ITEM DURING SHIPMENT DONT COME CRYING TO ME. IT WILL NOT BE MY PROBLEM, I WONT WANT TO HEAR IT, AND YOU GET THE SAME ANSWER THAT YOU ARE READING NOW, LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! ALSO IF YOU BUY IT AND IT IS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED....ONCE AGAIN, NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!! ASK QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU BID. I TRY TO BE CLEAR IN MY LISTINGS BUT A LOT OF THE THINGS I SELL I AM NOT AN EXPERT ON SO THEREFORE ASK ME AND I WILL PROMPTLY AND HONESTLY TRY TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY. BUT ONCE YOU WIN IT....ONCE AGAIN....I AM DONE.
I HATE TO BE RUDE AND COLD BUT PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THIS IS WAL MART AND JUST BRING YOUR RECEIPT AND WE WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY FOR ANY OLD REASON OR IF IT GETS BROKE IN THE PARKING LOT WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ANOTHER. LOOK, IF I MADE WAL MART PROFITS, THAT'S THE WAY I WOULD DO IT BUT I AM SMALL TIME. I CANT AFFORD TO PAY FOR POSTAL CARRIERS NEGLIGENCE, NOR UNINFORMED, NON INVESTIGATING BIDDERS INCOMPETENCE....ONCE AGAIN....PERIOD. THERE IT IS...CONSIDER YOURSELF NOTIFIED. I HATE TO RUN BUYERS OFF THINKING I AM GOING TO TRY TO CHEAT THEM IN SOME WAY, BECAUSE I AM AN HONEST GUY TO BUY FROM AND TO DO BUISNESS WITH BUT THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN......C.Y.A.
JOHNNY 4TH QTR!"
Here's an example
ITEMS SOLD WILL BE SHIPPED IN THE CONDITIONS STATED AND PICTURED. I TRY TO DO GOOD EBAY BUISNESS BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE MAKE THAT HARD TO DO.
SO FOR MY C.Y.A. PURPOSES HERE IS YOUR OFFICIAL JOHNNY 4TH QTR NOTICE.
ALL PURCHASES ARE FINAL! IF YOU BUY SOMETHING IT IS YOURS. ONCE IT LEAVES MY POSSESSION I AM DONE. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ITEMS AFTER THEY ARE SHIPPED UNDER NO KIND OF CIRCUMSTANCES. I WILL SHIP PROMPTLY AND WILL TAKE CARE IN PACKING AND BOXING....AFTER THAT I AM DONE. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO PURCHASE INSURANCE, THAT'S YOUR CHOICE (HECK, I NEVER DO ON PURCHASES I MAKE ON EBAY) BUT IF THE CARRIERS DECIDE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND KICK BALL AND A LITTLE SOCCER WITH YOUR ITEM DURING SHIPMENT DONT COME CRYING TO ME. IT WILL NOT BE MY PROBLEM, I WONT WANT TO HEAR IT, AND YOU GET THE SAME ANSWER THAT YOU ARE READING NOW, LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! ALSO IF YOU BUY IT AND IT IS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED....ONCE AGAIN, NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!! ASK QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU BID. I TRY TO BE CLEAR IN MY LISTINGS BUT A LOT OF THE THINGS I SELL I AM NOT AN EXPERT ON SO THEREFORE ASK ME AND I WILL PROMPTLY AND HONESTLY TRY TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY. BUT ONCE YOU WIN IT....ONCE AGAIN....I AM DONE.
I HATE TO BE RUDE AND COLD BUT PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THIS IS WAL MART AND JUST BRING YOUR RECEIPT AND WE WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY FOR ANY OLD REASON OR IF IT GETS BROKE IN THE PARKING LOT WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ANOTHER. LOOK, IF I MADE WAL MART PROFITS, THAT'S THE WAY I WOULD DO IT BUT I AM SMALL TIME. I CANT AFFORD TO PAY FOR POSTAL CARRIERS NEGLIGENCE, NOR UNINFORMED, NON INVESTIGATING BIDDERS INCOMPETENCE....ONCE AGAIN....PERIOD. THERE IT IS...CONSIDER YOURSELF NOTIFIED. I HATE TO RUN BUYERS OFF THINKING I AM GOING TO TRY TO CHEAT THEM IN SOME WAY, BECAUSE I AM AN HONEST GUY TO BUY FROM AND TO DO BUISNESS WITH BUT THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN......C.Y.A.
JOHNNY 4TH QTR!"
Here's an example
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Well that's one way to keep your feedback at 100%
I love how some think they are not responsible for getting the item to the buyer. Yet they take Paypal.