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stevekstevek Posts: 29,019 ✭✭✭✭✭
I saw on ESPN that Terrell Owens has a "lingering" hamstring injury. These things are difficut to heal quickly and can "linger" for a long time. Looks like TO suckered Jerry Jones into a nice signing bonus. Get ready for a losing season Cowboys fans. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Owens may sit out 1 game
Sore hamstring likely to keep Cowboys receiver from preseason opener

Originally published August 8, 2006

Terrell Owens said yesterday his nagging hamstring injury likely will keep him out of the Dallas Cowboys' preseason opener Saturday night in Seattle.

Although a magnetic resonance imaging exam taken Saturday showed no damage, Owens isn't taking any chances. He's having his healing-inducing hyperbaric chamber shipped to his training camp hotel room. Two trainers and a doctor from Atlanta are on their way, too.

"It's just a little sore," Owens said. "It's different. I've never really had it before so I don't know. I'm not worried about it; there's just no point right now. If I tried to really open it up, I may hurt it more, so we'll just see. It'll be OK."

Owens sat out a fifth straight practice yesterday morning because of soreness that set in last Wednesday. After the team left the field, he spent about 45 minutes catching balls from a machine, starting far away and taking a step closer after every one. He did the same drill on his knees, too.

On his way to the locker room, he was asked if he would play against the Seahawks and said, "I doubt it." He said he probably wouldn't practice the rest of this week, either.

Owens' status report on himself had to be news to coach Bill Parcells, who said "I don't know" in response to most questions about Owens' health during his daily news briefing.

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  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
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    "Oh my #ss hurts..oh wait thats my fat wallet. HAHHAHAHAH"
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    Come on, we all know this is a way for him to sit out meaningless practices and preseason games.

    He'll be fine, and he'll shred the eagles in both games this year.
  • kuhlmannkuhlmann Posts: 3,326 ✭✭
    I could care less if he sits all year! I am one cowboys fan that never wanted him!

    Plus it looks like ill be to busy watching baseball until late october... to worry about the football season early this year!!
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Kuhlmann..OUCH that one hurt. nice smack, yeah it must be nice to be thinking about the post season in baseball. My team is about to
    throw up the hail mary and try to get the wild card!

    TO will be a cancer and will waste the small opportunity that the cgirls have. Thats ok with me as long as the tuna is there.

    JS
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,019 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In all fairness I do remember Kuhlmann not being particularly enthusiastic about TO going to the Cowboys.

    You know what? I like Kuhlmann, he's a good guy and in honor of him I've decided that I will not post any more negative comments about the Cowboys and TO. I will respect the Cowboys as a worthy, decent opponent and after all, we should show good sportsmanship here towards each other and let's be friends. TO is a fellow human being and should be treated with kindness and dignity.






























    NAAAHHH! THE COWBOYS SUCK AND OWENS SUCKS EVEN MORE! MY EAGLES ARE GOING TO CRUSH THE STINKIN' COWBOYS TWICE THIS SEASON!!! HA! HA! HA!
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I saw on ESPN that Terrell Owens has a "lingering" hamstring injury. These things are difficut to heal quickly and can "linger" for a long time. Looks like TO suckered Jerry Jones into a nice signing bonus. Get ready for a losing season Cowboys fans. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Owens may sit out 1 game
    Sore hamstring likely to keep Cowboys receiver from preseason opener

    Originally published August 8, 2006

    Terrell Owens said yesterday his nagging hamstring injury likely will keep him out of the Dallas Cowboys' preseason opener Saturday night in Seattle.

    Although a magnetic resonance imaging exam taken Saturday showed no damage, Owens isn't taking any chances. He's having his healing-inducing hyperbaric chamber shipped to his training camp hotel room. Two trainers and a doctor from Atlanta are on their way, too.

    "It's just a little sore," Owens said. "It's different. I've never really had it before so I don't know. I'm not worried about it; there's just no point right now. If I tried to really open it up, I may hurt it more, so we'll just see. It'll be OK."

    Owens sat out a fifth straight practice yesterday morning because of soreness that set in last Wednesday. After the team left the field, he spent about 45 minutes catching balls from a machine, starting far away and taking a step closer after every one. He did the same drill on his knees, too.

    On his way to the locker room, he was asked if he would play against the Seahawks and said, "I doubt it." He said he probably wouldn't practice the rest of this week, either.

    Owens' status report on himself had to be news to coach Bill Parcells, who said "I don't know" in response to most questions about Owens' health during his daily news briefing. >>

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  • The Cowboys will be fine with or without T.O. Of course T.O. will help. Our D will be a force to be dealt with. Eagles need to worry about their own receivers.
    Go Cowboys!!!!!!!!!! image


  • << <i>Eagles need to worry about their own receivers. >>



    What receivers?


    ?
  • kuhlmannkuhlmann Posts: 3,326 ✭✭
    stevek lol if i remember cowboys beat eagles twice last year? LOL without TO. and our defense got better. so we dont need TO to beat the stinkgals again this year!


    joestalin... after the mets win it all! ill be talking to you on turkey day. hope you have extra gravy for that bird bc your gonna be crying when the boys crush the bucs!
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kuhlman didnt you hear????? Kevin is serving up braised buccaneer briskett to all!
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