Friday night bouts......
EagleEyeKid
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"Ladies & Gentlemen......
"Let's get ready to rummmbbbblllleeeee......
"Our first bout tonight includes a little Boston Terrier weighing in at 11.5 pounds and donning on blue trunks. Yes he is pretty "phreaky" looking but has a lot of heart and hungry as hell. In the other corner is someone that resembles Michael Jordan and likes to "chaztise" folks wearing a pink poka-dot speedo and a white T-shirt that says "I love BGS" weighing in at a sassy 115 pounds. This should be a great match folks".
***Ding Ding Ding***
"And here we go.....the Terrier makes a mad rush and goes for one of the ankles.....MJ let out a girlish scream and whips out some uncut sheets to swat at the Terrier.......the Terrier is unfazed by this as his jaw grips tighter.......the ref comes in to pulls them apart.....the opponents are apart and staring down at each other....MJ runs back to his corner and grabs 10 basketballs and starts throwing them rapidly at the Terrier......what agility this pup has! Folks, I've seen it all now....this pup is doing somersaults and back flips dodging the balls that are coming his way. The pup runs back to his corner as his coach Tie Domi yells for him. The coach hands him a hockey stick......the pup takes it and makes another mad dash towards MJ and slashes him on his right leg......OOOHHHH!!!! MJ is in extreme pain. He takes off his T-Shirt and uses it as a towel like whip fending off his opponent and snapping the pup's ears a couple of times. "AARRF AARRF, come on you ****y, is that the best ya got"? Okay folks, we've got some smack talk now. MJ is fuming; he feels that he does not have the edge in this battle and he's moving too slow. He kicks off his pumps and prances back to his corner for reinforcements.......he grabs several uncut sheets and 50 BGS slabs.....the Terrier sees this and quickly runs back to his corner and grabs a bunch of hand-cut cards......folks, this is absolute mayhem!!!! Slabs and cards and flying back and forth at one another and each opponent is getting his fair share of hits......the Terrier is getting hit hard with those heavy slabs are puffing up his eyes...."Cut me Tie, cut me....I can't see nothin'". The Terrier won't give up......MJ is now laughing screaming "sheet-cut rules!!!" as he continues chucking those heavy slabs at this little pup....the pup has to think fast....he has only one chance left......"Tie, hand me the PSA slabs"......and with the quick flick of each of his four legs, the pup lashes out 4 PSA slabs with lightning speed towards MJ's head and MJ falls face first onto the canvas. The Terrier then runs quickly up to him and lifts up his leg for the final blow. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ***Ding Ding Ding*** TKO
"Let's get ready to rummmbbbblllleeeee......
"Our first bout tonight includes a little Boston Terrier weighing in at 11.5 pounds and donning on blue trunks. Yes he is pretty "phreaky" looking but has a lot of heart and hungry as hell. In the other corner is someone that resembles Michael Jordan and likes to "chaztise" folks wearing a pink poka-dot speedo and a white T-shirt that says "I love BGS" weighing in at a sassy 115 pounds. This should be a great match folks".
***Ding Ding Ding***
"And here we go.....the Terrier makes a mad rush and goes for one of the ankles.....MJ let out a girlish scream and whips out some uncut sheets to swat at the Terrier.......the Terrier is unfazed by this as his jaw grips tighter.......the ref comes in to pulls them apart.....the opponents are apart and staring down at each other....MJ runs back to his corner and grabs 10 basketballs and starts throwing them rapidly at the Terrier......what agility this pup has! Folks, I've seen it all now....this pup is doing somersaults and back flips dodging the balls that are coming his way. The pup runs back to his corner as his coach Tie Domi yells for him. The coach hands him a hockey stick......the pup takes it and makes another mad dash towards MJ and slashes him on his right leg......OOOHHHH!!!! MJ is in extreme pain. He takes off his T-Shirt and uses it as a towel like whip fending off his opponent and snapping the pup's ears a couple of times. "AARRF AARRF, come on you ****y, is that the best ya got"? Okay folks, we've got some smack talk now. MJ is fuming; he feels that he does not have the edge in this battle and he's moving too slow. He kicks off his pumps and prances back to his corner for reinforcements.......he grabs several uncut sheets and 50 BGS slabs.....the Terrier sees this and quickly runs back to his corner and grabs a bunch of hand-cut cards......folks, this is absolute mayhem!!!! Slabs and cards and flying back and forth at one another and each opponent is getting his fair share of hits......the Terrier is getting hit hard with those heavy slabs are puffing up his eyes...."Cut me Tie, cut me....I can't see nothin'". The Terrier won't give up......MJ is now laughing screaming "sheet-cut rules!!!" as he continues chucking those heavy slabs at this little pup....the pup has to think fast....he has only one chance left......"Tie, hand me the PSA slabs"......and with the quick flick of each of his four legs, the pup lashes out 4 PSA slabs with lightning speed towards MJ's head and MJ falls face first onto the canvas. The Terrier then runs quickly up to him and lifts up his leg for the final blow. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ***Ding Ding Ding*** TKO
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Are you drunk or just bored? Either way that was funny.
1994 Pro Line Live
TheDallasCowboyBackfieldProject
Both. I'm hanging out in the "Young Christian's Chat Room" talking about Marilyn Manson.
<< <i>Are you drunk or just bored?
Both. I'm hanging out in the "Young Christian's Chat Room" talking about Marilyn Manson. >>
I thought that guy was dead?? He looks dead...anyway
1994 Pro Line Live
TheDallasCowboyBackfieldProject
Didn't see this until now. Good stuff.
BTW, he's a French Bulldog.
french bulldog by KO
But me thinks there may have been some symbolism, innuendo and a few metaphors in there someplace?
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