Brett Myers charged with assaulting his wife
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JS
<< <i>After a call to Johnny Cochran, he will be back on the mound!
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Uhm, he died last year.
A) Brett goes to court
Brett says he's sorry and he'll never do that again
C) Brett reconciles with his wife
D) Brett spends a few hours picking up trash on the side of the interstate.....during the off-season
E) Brett spends 100 hours, or less, lecturing other Wife-Beaters on the dangers of Wife-Beating
F) Brett appears on Oprah to discuss his magical "transformation"
G) Jason Grimsley rats Brett out as one of his "Best Customers"
Remember, this is only hypothetical.....Pathetic!!
what an a-hole
On a totally uncalled for side-note:
If he had beat her in the state of Arkansas, there is an old law that is still on the books that says it is legal for a man to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
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<< <i>After a call to Johnny Cochran, he will be back on the mound!
JS >>
Uhm, he died last year. >>
He could call Jackie Styles, then (from Seinfeld)
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<< <i>After a call to Johnny Cochran, he will be back on the mound!
JS >>
Uhm, he died last year. >>
+1 for Axtell - LOL
By the way, if I'm remembering right, Myers used to be a boxer or a prizefighter of some sort.
I'm sure the crowd at Fenway will give him a warm reception!!