Only a matter of time b4: A) Brett goes to court Brett says he's sorry and he'll never do that again C) Brett reconciles with his wife D) Brett spends a few hours picking up trash on the side of the interstate.....during the off-season E) Brett spends 100 hours, or less, lecturing other Wife-Beaters on the dangers of Wife-Beating F) Brett appears on Oprah to discuss his magical "transformation" G) Jason Grimsley rats Brett out as one of his "Best Customers"
Remember, this is only hypothetical.....Pathetic!!
If he had beat her in the state of Arkansas, there is an old law that is still on the books that says it is legal for a man to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
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JS
<< <i>After a call to Johnny Cochran, he will be back on the mound!
JS >>
Uhm, he died last year.
A) Brett goes to court
C) Brett reconciles with his wife
D) Brett spends a few hours picking up trash on the side of the interstate.....during the off-season
E) Brett spends 100 hours, or less, lecturing other Wife-Beaters on the dangers of Wife-Beating
F) Brett appears on Oprah to discuss his magical "transformation"
G) Jason Grimsley rats Brett out as one of his "Best Customers"
Remember, this is only hypothetical.....Pathetic!!
what an a-hole
On a totally uncalled for side-note:
If he had beat her in the state of Arkansas, there is an old law that is still on the books that says it is legal for a man to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
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<< <i>After a call to Johnny Cochran, he will be back on the mound!
JS >>
Uhm, he died last year. >>
He could call Jackie Styles, then (from Seinfeld)
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<< <i>After a call to Johnny Cochran, he will be back on the mound!
JS >>
Uhm, he died last year. >>
+1 for Axtell - LOL
By the way, if I'm remembering right, Myers used to be a boxer or a prizefighter of some sort.
I'm sure the crowd at Fenway will give him a warm reception!!