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OT Toronto's New Math Exam
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Mayor Miller is concerned about the failing levels of achievement in Toronto's Schools. As such, he has directed the Board to adjust their teaching formula to reflect on the unique cultural mosaic of the classrooms and current standards of our society.
Here's what they have come up with:
Toronto High School Math Exam
NAME:___________________ NICK-NAME:______________
GANG:____________________________________________
1.Bill has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for $300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2. Henry pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per day must each whore perform to support Henry'ss $500 a day crack habit?
3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also recieved $350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $3,100 per month, how much money will be left when gets out?
(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the b**** that spent his money?)
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As Kwok skates away at a speed of 35 kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?
Here's what they have come up with:
Toronto High School Math Exam
NAME:___________________ NICK-NAME:______________
GANG:____________________________________________
1.Bill has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for $300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2. Henry pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per day must each whore perform to support Henry'ss $500 a day crack habit?
3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also recieved $350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $3,100 per month, how much money will be left when gets out?
(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the b**** that spent his money?)
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As Kwok skates away at a speed of 35 kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?
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