Entertain me.
AkbarClone
Posts: 2,476 ✭✭✭
Please post to this thread any silly joke, picture, or just some random words and/or punctuation marks. By doing so, it will proclaim me to be all-knowing master of the Sports Forums.
Obey my commands and you will be not be punished.
Thanks for your support.
edited to say: Thanks to all my supporters
Obey my commands and you will be not be punished.
Thanks for your support.
edited to say: Thanks to all my supporters
I collect Vintage Cards, Commemorative Sets, and way too many vintage and modern player collections in Baseball (180 players), Football (175 players), and Basketball (87 players). Also have a Dallas Cowboy team collection.
0
Comments
Dodgers collection scans | Brett Butler registry | 1978 Dodgers - straight 9s, homie
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
>
My eBay Store
BigCrumbs! I made over $250 last year!
"Yes you were honey, you're boss was pretty upset w/ you" his wife says
"
"Well you tried and that's the reason he fired you." says the wife.
"that's awful.." sighs the husband.
"Don't worry," says the wife, "i
Julen
TGIF
RIP GURU
Stingray
CIA looking for natural born killers. They are interviewing 3 candidates - 2 men and a 1 woman.
First candidate - male
OK, Mr Smith, here's a gun - your wife is in the next room - go in there and kill her. The man looks at them and says he can't!!! Disqualified.
2nd candidate - male
OK, Mr Jones, here's a gun - your wife is in the next room - go in there and kill her. Man walks in room and immediately returns sobbing - "I can't kill my own wife!" Disqualified.
3rd candidate - female
OK, Mrs Kelly, here's a gun - your husband is in the next room - go in ther and kill him. Woman walks in room - there is a volley of loud gun shots, followed by the clashing of furniture and screams.
Woman returns and says: "damn, that gun was loaded with blanks, I had to beat him to death with a chair! Qualified - natural born killer.
Go figure?
and the bottom row gold
I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in lumber yard parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are about to leave the parking lot, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.
Little Johnnie, an 8 year old boy can't wait for Halloween...he really really wants to be a pirate!
So at 6 pm, just at dusk he sets off..
He goes from house to huose asking for all their loot...
Well, upon coming to Mr. Smith's house he is greeted at the front door.
Mr. Smith looks at him and says...."wow, a real pirate....where are your buccaneers?"
Little Johnnie looks stright up at him and says.."under my buckin hat..why?"
<< <i>*A New Scam*
I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in lumber yard parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are about to leave the parking lot, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "getting wood."
A guy goes to rob a woman and she says she has no cash.
He checks here purse - no cash.
Jacket, shirt, pants - no cash.
Then he thinks - check out her bra - he says "I know where you're hiding it!" again no Cash!
He then gets desperate and thinks...he says: "you hiding it in your panties!!!"
He starts to check in her panties - he's checkin' all around - and yells - "NO CASH!"
She returns: "you keep up what you're doin' and I'll write you a check?"