Wackiest eBay Title/Subtitle to Sell a Coin Contest.............Winning Ebay Auctions Announced

Find me the wackiest eBay title and/or subtitle to sell a coin/coins on eBay. There are a couple of good examples on there right now. I don't care if you start the auction yourself but it has to last all the way through 5-10 days without getting pulled by eBay.
I will probably add more rules when I see some of the responses.
#1. After the first 2 posts I see that I need to add a rule. This rule being a link to the auction or the auction number if you are linkifly challenged.
The winner will be announced next Wednesday and will win some random stuff from Anaconda's vault.
Winning Auctions:
gotdawrn purdy 1939 D Mercury FSB bee yew/not 1916 d by agflyer
For SALE: awewwesomee pocket change from Wendy's!!!!!! by Dickybetz
Send me a pm with your addy and I will send some coins your way.
I added the 40 acres and a mule to make the title longer.
A free coin to the first one who posts what motion picture that phrase came from. jayboxx wins.
I will probably add more rules when I see some of the responses.
#1. After the first 2 posts I see that I need to add a rule. This rule being a link to the auction or the auction number if you are linkifly challenged.
The winner will be announced next Wednesday and will win some random stuff from Anaconda's vault.
Winning Auctions:
gotdawrn purdy 1939 D Mercury FSB bee yew/not 1916 d by agflyer
For SALE: awewwesomee pocket change from Wendy's!!!!!! by Dickybetz
Send me a pm with your addy and I will send some coins your way.
I added the 40 acres and a mule to make the title longer.

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You gotta coin headed your way. Send me a PM with your addy and I'll send one right out.
Well, they don't count because Gone With the Wind was produced in 1939 and Do the Right Thing was produced in 1989. Seniority wins.
Edited to say that you responed first so it wouldn't matter a hoot anyhow.
jayboxx your link is funny.
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<< <i>True but wasn't 40 acres and a mule actually a promise used by the government when they freed slaves and said we'll take care of you?
jayboxx your link is funny. >>
Yes, it was a grant of a quarter of a quarter section from slave owning landowners in the South Carolina and Florida regions to black families. Although a mule was not included in the original deal, the Army most likely included them anyway to help cultivate the land.
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I couldn't link it cause of an apparently naughty word in the title, it is item 8350583726, title says: "Have you hugged your Pus*y today?"
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Silver bars count? Unquotable here.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/SCOTLAND-Royal-Bank-1-1952-Dick_W0QQitemZ8349938556QQcategoryZ47400QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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<< <i><< True but wasn't 40 acres and a mule actually a promise used by the government when they freed slaves and said we'll take care of you?
Yes, it was a grant of a quarter of a quarter section from slave owning landowners in the South Carolina and Florida regions to black families. Although a mule was not included in the original deal, the Army most likely included them anyway to help cultivate the land. >>
Actually I believe it was a plan by one of the Union military commanders and I don't believe it was ever actually implimented except possibly on an adhoc basis. I don't believe it was ever official government policy.
Did a little checking, the orders to disribute the land came from General Sherman, the part about the mule came from his orders to loan to the freemen "any animals unneeded by the military."
The Freedmans Bureau in Washington also proposed the confiscation of land in excess of 200 acres from former slaveowners for redisribution to former slaves. This proposal was defeated in congress by a vote of 126 to 36 and all property previous given to freedmen was ordered returned to its former owner. This was carried out and all land that had been given to former slaves was taken away from them.
I am Looking to Buy California Tokens too.
<< <i>How about this one?
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WOW! I haven't got a morgan in change from Wendys for weeks.
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<< <i>How about this one?
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WOW! I haven't got a morgan in change from Wendys for weeks.
What can I say, I know where to get my food. They still got some UNC CC bags that they give out instead of $1 bills.
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OK, that was not a coin so try try this one.
San Diego, CA
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Contest is over. If you submitted those auctions, please PM me your addy and I will send a coin your way.