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A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Knoxville courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.




After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Tennessee Vols, whom the boy firmly believes
are not capable of beating anyone.






















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Comments

  • sagardsagard Posts: 1,899 ✭✭✭
    1. Your jokes aren't funny.
    2. Please make your sig picture clearer and verticle. image
  • diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy
    lol
    Real recognize REAL
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  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    What are the current odds on Lou's signature getting removed by CU staff?

    I'll put the over/under at a week.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    Cheese eater...........
    Good for you.
  • Didn't somebody already post this joke, except they substituted the Dallas Cowboys for UT.image

    On the over/under on the sig pic, I'll say two weeks: The first week it will be requested to be removed, the second week it will be removed by carolj.
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  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    The way i first hear it they used the packers.

    it will be removed when someone eats cheese.

    SD
    Good for you.
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