As O'Reilly would say, the most ridiculous item of the day..

dgbaseball

Last season it was his wife:

A-WIFEY

Now his mom is making the excuses for him:

A-MOM

Too bad no one in the Rodriguez clan understands that all these excuses do is provide more ammo for endless mocking and taunting of poor Alex.

dgbaseball

Lonely thread with no replies sitting here on the first page of Sports Talk. You all should know, this thread's mother's father's uncle's first cousin's nephew got cold feet at a Denny's job interview and puked in the bathroom and didn't get the job, then got a ticket driving home, even though the light was yellow, so this thread, feeling preoccupied with all these tragic events going on in the family, felt very neglected and distracted sitting here on the first page, and that friends, is why it has sadly not performed up to expectations as a Sports Talk thread. The thread has informed me that it is very sorry, and wants to reassure you all that it is indeed a "true" Sports Talk thread.

So

denwd1

a-rod is a loser.