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Vikings wild sex cruise!

carew4mecarew4me Posts: 3,471 ✭✭✭✭
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Wrong head in the game

Tice is a lowlife and the team is undiciplined. And they want a new stadium! image

Loves me some shiny!

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  • 1420sports1420sports Posts: 3,473 ✭✭✭
    a joke organization ... being sincere, I feel bad for their fans.
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  • cardfan07cardfan07 Posts: 680 ✭✭
    Morning shows here are having fun with this story. Don't know how it will affect the stadium talk. I live in Anoka county and would prefer the Vikings stay downtown...but that train has already left the station.
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  • ArnyVeeArnyVee Posts: 4,245 ✭✭
    Tice ain't makin' it past this season as head coach. Heck, he might not make it to the end of the season.
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  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭
    Any of these guys involved? I don't know which players they are.

    All I know is that the day after we took this picture at their hotel in Philly, the Eagles kicked their a$$es.

    They seemed a little superstitious about me taking their picture while wearing an Eagles jersey. They were all pretty nice about it.

    Watch the comments. That's my wife in the foreground.

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  • DaBeefDaBeef Posts: 2,478
    Oh come on, who doesnt like strippers, and on a BOAT. Great stuff, I cant blame em. I have many other reasons to be po'd at my team, releaving a little tension is good (unless they were married).

    Am I speaking Chinese?



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  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Aren't the Vikings in first place?

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  • cardfan07cardfan07 Posts: 680 ✭✭
    I believe Fred Smoot organized the boat outing. That's what I've heard.
    I think the Lions are in first at 2-2. The vikes and bears only have a win a piece.
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  • DaBeefDaBeef Posts: 2,478
    The Vikes played great last weekend. Smoot sounds like a great guy to me! Who paid for the Ho's though?
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  • Coinhusker1Coinhusker1 Posts: 3,560 ✭
    Tice is Toast!!
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    The Vikes are fine, they haven't played any teams in their own division yet, they are only 1 game back and their back up qb has a super bowl ring!

    I heard Tice and Dumte were dancing together..can anyone confirm??

    JS
  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,997 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Football players on a wild sex cruise? I'm shocked...SHOCKED.

  • DirtyDog48DirtyDog48 Posts: 298
    Haven't we all seen stories like this before involving the Cowboys, Bengals........University of Colorado Buffaloes? It's all about racism.......big, black football players going after white women......ain't that the reason the Ku Klux Klan was originally formed?
  • CubfanCubfan Posts: 1,545
    The name of the boat is now Smooty's Booty.
  • JoeBanzaiJoeBanzai Posts: 11,793 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry to disappoint, but no racism on this one. I have followed the Vikings since the mid 1960's. There have been plenty of stories about Keith Millard and Tommy Kramer being idiots. Last time I looked they were white.

    The part that bothers me is there will be no significant consequences for the players lack of judgment, except the ones that are in big trouble with the wives and girlfriends. The players may be fined, but when you are making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, it would be like you or me getting fined $100.00.

    We'll hear about it in the media for a few weeks and it will just go away.

    As long as athletes are given special treatment, they will behave the way they want to.

    JoeBanzai
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  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    I imagine that there may be quite a few "Kobe gifts" bought in the near future for the player's wives.

    Some jeweler in Minneapolis will make a fortune on the guys being lead into his store by their short and curlys.

    "Oh no baby, I think that 5 carats is too small. Get the 10 carat rock....and the matching earrings."

    Then there is the blackmail factor. A few strippers might be a little heavier in the gemstone category too.
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    Duante's Inferno

    Reports claim that Culpeper was on the trip but he declined to participate in the sex acts because he has small hands.

    Woman were brought in from out of state for the cruise since no semi-attractive women could be found in Minnesota.

    Owner Zygi Milf...errr Wilf apologized to the Governor of Minnesota for the obvious slight against the state's female population.
    "God knows they could use the money," he said.
  • daddy43daddy43 Posts: 435
    found this list on maxim website

    So, by now you've heard that the Vikings have been allegedly busted for having a sex party on a boat on one of Minnesota's many lakes. Well, I found the alleged (OK, so I made these up) nicknames the Vikes players have given each other since they boarded their mate…um, fateful ship.


    Mewelde Moore Moore Moore!

    Once, Tice, Six Ways From Sunday

    Jam It In Your Erasmus James

    Brad "You Know What I Mean When I Say" Johnson

    Jim "Wash Your" Kleinsasser

    Matt "Time To Shave Your" Birk

    Fred "This Point In My Pants Is Not" Smoot

    Darren Sharper (no nickname needed)

    Corey Chavous Your Taint

    Ralph "That Shouldn't Be" Brown

    Melvin "Mississippi Hogback" Fowler

    EJ "Make That A BJ" Henderson

    Daunte Salt and Culpepper That Ass

    Check Out My Lance, Then Check Out My Johnstone

    Jermaine "Take Off That Pubic Hair" Wiggins (aka The Jermerkin)

    Michael Bennett, Don't Break It

    Don't Put That Rod in My Davis

    I'm Not A Moe Williams

    Kenechi "Takes It" Udeze

    Will "Good Poon" Hunter

    Chris "Make Like Monica" Liwienski

    Ciatrick "Spray it on My" Fason

    Richard You Owens Me A Lap Dance

    Cullen Don't Loeffler At My Privates

    Chris "I Can't Find the Clitoris, Can You Give Me A" Kluwe
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  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    the Jemerkin....hah!
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    Good list...very funny.

    The worst part of all this is...does anyone think this is the first time this has ever happened?

  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    A few years ago the Eagles were found to have cut a hole in the wall of the visiting locker room which adjoined the cheerleader's locker room.
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