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NASCAR is most assuredly a sport. It takes great stamina and driving skills.

AND it's the #1 spectator sport in America.
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  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    nooooooooooooooooooo it's not!

    and get this NASCAR crap out of here!


  • << <i>nooooooooooooooooooo it's not!

    and get this NASCAR crap out of here! >>




    Is, too.


    And No. image
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  • goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭
    ASSCAR....image

    SPORT......image



  • << <i>nooooooooooooooooooo it's not!

    and get this NASCAR crap out of here! >>



    I don't watch Nascar anymore, because whether you can believe it or not, it got boring, yep, I know it's hard to believe, but it did.

    But the torture their bodies have to go through is hard to deny that it is some kind of sport.


  • << <i>ASSCAR....image

    SPORT......image >>



    Don't you play the "sport" of golf? image
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭
    uhhhhhh hell no.


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    << <i>ASSCAR....image

    SPORT......image >>



    Don't you play the "sport" of golf? image >>



    I wouldn't neccesarily call what I do at golf playing! It's ugly I tell ya, but I enjoy the hell out of it.


  • << <i>AND it's the #1 spectator sport in America. >>

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  • << <i>uhhhhhh hell no. >>



    Oh, sorry. Must be some other open forum dork that thinks golf is a sport.
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    Golf isn't a sport.

    Neither is NASCAR.


    Sorry fans...doesn't mean neither aren't entertaining to their fans.



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    << <i>uhhhhhh hell no. >>



    Oh, sorry. Must be some other open forum dork that thinks golf is a sport. >>



    Hey, if Rap can be considered an art, golf can be considered a sport. Still the hardest game I've ever played.


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    << <i>uhhhhhh hell no. >>



    Oh, sorry. Must be some other open forum dork that thinks golf is a sport. >>



    Hey, if Rap can be considered an art, golf can be considered a sport. Still the hardest game I've ever played. >>



    This from a guy that has to lie down to put his pants on.
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone


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    << <i>uhhhhhh hell no. >>



    Oh, sorry. Must be some other open forum dork that thinks golf is a sport. >>



    Hey, if Rap can be considered an art, golf can be considered a sport. Still the hardest game I've ever played. >>



    This from a guy that has to lie down to put his pants on. >>



    How else is my wife gonna sit on my gut so I can cram my fat ass into some pants?


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    << <i>uhhhhhh hell no. >>



    Oh, sorry. Must be some other open forum dork that thinks golf is a sport. >>



    Hey, if Rap can be considered an art, golf can be considered a sport. Still the hardest game I've ever played. >>



    This from a guy that has to lie down to put his pants on. >>



    How else is my wife gonna sit on my gut so I can cram my fat ass into some pants? >>



    I honestly have no answer for this.
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    How else is my wife gonna sit on my gut so I can cram my fat ass into some pants? >>



    That's an image I really, really didn't need shared.


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    How else is my wife gonna sit on my gut so I can cram my fat ass into some pants? >>



    That's an image I really, really didn't need shared. >>



    would you rather have a minds eye of my fat ass covered in nothing!image


  • << <i>AND it's the #1 spectator sport in America. >>



    That is because there are so many hicks in America.

    Also, NASCAR sucks. I always thought it would be more interesting if half the cars went one way and the other half went the other way. This way, accidents would be guaranteed and deaths would follw. It would be sad for the drivers, but would make the sport more exciting.....and aren't the accidents what those hicks tune in for anyway?

    NASCAR....... "drive fast, slow down, turn left, repeat 500 times" Boring!!!!!! But of course if you are out there drinking that case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, you should have no problems with boredom.

    True NASCAR fan

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    NASCAR fans on the morning of a race

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  • You'll never see a NASCAR driver in front of Congress, lying about their steroid use.
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  • << <i>You'll never see a NASCAR driver in front of Congress, lying about their steroid use. >>



    However, you MIGHT see one in front of the JP explaining a load of moonshine. image
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    How else is my wife gonna sit on my gut so I can cram my fat ass into some pants? >>



    That's an image I really, really didn't need shared. >>



    would you rather have a minds eye of my fat ass covered in nothing!image >>



    oh my god the humanity of it all...my eyes...my burning eyes....forever scarred with these horrific images!
  • Here. This should help.


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    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


    << <i>Here. This should help.
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    Save that for the NASCAR fans....I'd rather have something like this:

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    edit: edited link.



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    Save that for the NASCAR fans....I'd rather have something like this:

    woo >>



    Which car does she drive?
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    Which car does she drive? >>




    Like it matters? image


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    Save that for the NASCAR fans....I'd rather have something like this:

    woo >>



    Which car does she drive? >>



    Only you would care about that.


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    Which car does she drive? >>




    Like it matters? image >>



    No. Besides, I wouldn't watch a NASCAR race if you paid me. I would, however, sit and watch a highlight reel of a bunch of good crashes. image
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    No. Besides, I wouldn't watch a NASCAR race if you paid me. I would, however, sit and watch a highlight reel of a bunch of good crashes. image >>



    Which is all NASCAR is good for...some good wrecks, and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him.



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    No. Besides, I wouldn't watch a NASCAR race if you paid me. I would, however, sit and watch a highlight reel of a bunch of good crashes. image >>



    Which is all NASCAR is good for...some good wrecks, and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    75 million fans per year can't be wrong.





    Can they? image
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    No. Besides, I wouldn't watch a NASCAR race if you paid me. I would, however, sit and watch a highlight reel of a bunch of good crashes. image >>



    Which is all NASCAR is good for...some good wrecks, and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    75 million fans per year can't be wrong.

    Can they? image >>



    Well Bush did get how many votes?


  • << <i>and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    That Racism


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    No. Besides, I wouldn't watch a NASCAR race if you paid me. I would, however, sit and watch a highlight reel of a bunch of good crashes. image >>



    Which is all NASCAR is good for...some good wrecks, and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    75 million fans per year can't be wrong.

    Can they? image >>



    Well Bush did get how many votes? >>



    Now I KNOW you belong on the open forum. You've successfully turned a smart ass NASCAR thread into a Bush bashing thread. I know some open forumers that will LOVE you!!!! image
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    Well I thought by default NASCAR fan = Bush supporter?

    It's not that much of a stretch is it? haha
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    << <i>and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    That Racism >>



    No that's called 'truth'.



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    No. Besides, I wouldn't watch a NASCAR race if you paid me. I would, however, sit and watch a highlight reel of a bunch of good crashes. image >>



    Which is all NASCAR is good for...some good wrecks, and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    75 million fans per year can't be wrong.





    Can they? image >>



    Look man, it's like CCW on an airplane. Gotta buy two seats. Then you have to take away the illegitmate vote of their hound, and what you got like 175 fans or something like that. Of course they can be wrong!


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    << <i>and the occasional driver getting pissy that another redneck 'crashed me gud!' and throws his helmet at him. >>



    That Racism >>



    Gawd, there's another one who thinks Redneck is another race.


  • << <i>Gawd, there's another one who thinks Redneck is another race. >>



    OK to Call Cultures Derogatory in USA?
  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    << <i>Gawd, there's another one who thinks Redneck is another race. >>



    OK to Call Cultures Derogatory in USA? >>



    Now it's a 'culture'?

    You're killing me over here.



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    << <i>Gawd, there's another one who thinks Redneck is another race. >>



    OK to Call Cultures Derogatory in USA? >>




    I don't think Redneck is so much a culture as it is a way of life. image
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone


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    << <i>Gawd, there's another one who thinks Redneck is another race. >>



    OK to Call Cultures Derogatory in USA? >>



    Man you're fu@king with us right?image


  • << <i>I don't think Redneck is so much a culture as it is a way of life. image >>



    So Do 'Ghetto" but not correct nice to call becuase we heard "rascial tensions' right??


  • << <i>Man you're fu@king with us right?image >>



    No Sorry I Just Wondering


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    << <i>I don't think Redneck is so much a culture as it is a way of life. image >>



    So Do 'Ghetto" but not correct nice to call becuase we heard "rascial tensions' right?? >>




    Where's Yousri to translate this?
    Glock: the original point and click interface.
    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
    Guns have only two enemies, rust and liberals.
    Criminals love gun control, it makes their profession safer.
    If guns are outlawed can we use swords?
    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone


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    << <i>I don't think Redneck is so much a culture as it is a way of life. image >>



    So Do 'Ghetto" but not correct nice to call becuase we heard "rascial tensions' right?? >>



    man, you gotta be fu@king with us!!!image
  • Wolfy, don't insult us Redneck-Americans. We might have to call the NAARP in and boycott something like soap or deodorant.
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  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


    << <i>Wolfy, don't insult us Redneck-Americans. We might have to call the NAARP in and boycott something like soap or deodorant. >>



    Don't you do that already?


  • << <i>Wolfy, don't insult us Redneck-Americans. We might have to call the NAARP in and boycott something like soap or deodorant. >>



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  • << <i>Don't you do that already? >>



    We'd stop even the weekly usage.
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  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭


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    << <i>Don't you do that already? >>



    We'd stop even the weekly usage. >>



    I thought with gas prices the way they were, you'd moved to monthly?


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    We'd stop even the weekly usage. >>



    I thought with gas prices the way they were, you'd moved to monthly? >>



    They're just looking for excuses.


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    We'd stop even the weekly usage. >>



    I thought with gas prices the way they were, you'd moved to monthly? >>



    What the hell...we're suposeta use gas to bathe?
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