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Yankees sign Oil Can Boyd

Will the insanity end???



<< <i> Bronx Cheer, NY (AP) -- The Yankees announced the signing of RHP Oil Can Boyd, who pitched this season for the Newark Looters of the Independent League. When asked about the questionable signing, Yankees pitching guru Mel Stottylemeyer said: Look, I made Cy Youngers out of Small and Chacon, so I needed a bigger challenge!! Besides, he is still younger than Julio Franco, so get lost! >>

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  • AxtellAxtell Posts: 10,037 ✭✭
    And the Can is still better than half the yankees' $85 million *pitching* payroll.

  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
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  • DeutscherGeistDeutscherGeist Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭✭
    What did you expect us to do? We need all the salvage and scrap parts we can get. I wish we could get Jack Morris and David Cone.
    "So many of our DREAMS at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we SUMMON THE WILL they soon become INEVITABLE "- Christopher Reeve

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