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Lee
<< <i>What happened in here? >>
Someone set us up the bomb!
and your father smelt of elderberries.
shut the fcuk up Donnie!
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high dollar vintage to you guys for an opinion, than other grading companies
Thanks
Kevin
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
RIP GURU
The Weight..
I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.
Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And you can put the load right on me.
I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."
Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee
company?"
Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."
Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.
edited to add: John Matuszak better actor or defensive end?
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edited to add: John Matuszak better actor or defensive end? >>
i think George Papadapolis was the best actor..
<< <i>Which I wouldn't have to do if I didn't spend so dang much on sports cards and Cutty Sark >>
I hear ya
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The lady lies with her left leg firmly planted on the coffee table.
The gentleman with the stuffed goose switches on the melon......
Coo Coo Cah Choo!
choo choo choo choo
All abord the crazy train!
<< <i>The lady lies with her left leg firmly planted on the coffee table.
The gentleman with the stuffed goose switches on the melon...... >>
A lady is sitting on a barstool and has a tatoo on her arm...a drunk says: "nice tatoo...got any more?"
She lifts up her dress and she has a tatoo on both sides of her inner thighs and is NOT wearing any underwear! She says to the drunk: "I'll buy you a drink if you can identify the tatoos"
The drunk thinks for a bit and responds quizically..."well...I don't know who the tatoo is on the right and the left but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson"
<< <i>The drunk thinks for a bit and responds quizically..."well...I don't know who the tatoo is on the right and the left but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson" >>
willie is one of my heroes..
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<< <i>The lady lies with her left leg firmly planted on the coffee table.
The gentleman with the stuffed goose switches on the melon...... >>
A lady is sitting on a barstool and has a tatoo on her arm...a drunk says: "nice tatoo...got any more?"
She lifts up her dress and she has a tatoo on both sides of her inner thighs and is NOT wearing any underwear! She says to the drunk: "I'll buy you a drink if you can identify the tatoos"
The drunk thinks for a bit and responds quizically..."well...I don't know who the tatoo is on the right and the left but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson"
or.....George "Bush"?
A guy comes home from work to find his wife packing her bags.
He says, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "Some ladies from the neighborhood came over today and they said you are a pedophile!"
He says, "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old."
Bartender says, "By golly that steering wheel sure looks uncomfortable."
Pirate replies, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!!"
-Dude
"New Orleans Is Sinking"
Bourbon blues on the street loose and complete
Under skies all smoky blue-green
I can Forksake the dixie dead shake
So we dance the sidewalk clean
My memory is muddy what's this river I'm in
New Orleans is sinking and I don't want to swim
Colonel Tom What's wrong? What's Going On
You can't tie yourself up for a deal
He said" Hey North you're south shut you big mouth
You gotta do what you feel is real."
Ain't got no picture postcards ain't go no souvenirs
My baby she don't know me when I'm thinking about thoes years
Pale as a light bulb hanging on a wire
Sucking up to someone just stoke the fire
Picking out the highlights of the scenery
Saw a little cloud looked a little like me
I had My hand in the river
My feet back up on the banks
Looked up to the lord above and said hey man thanks
Some time I fell so good I gotta scream
She says Gordie baby I know exactly what you mean
She said, she said I swear to god she said
My memory is muddy what's this river I'm in
New Orleans is sinking and I don't want to swim
<< <i>it's drivin' me nuts!!" >>
Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation . . .
(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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<< <i>he's having on his fishing trip with you >>
A young "rabbit" on the PGA tour just qualified to play in the tournament and one of the "regular groupies" picks him up in the bar and he takes her to his room.
After an hour of spectacular sex he rolls over and picks up the phone. She asks: "what are you doing?" and he answers: "calling room service"...she replies..."get back here and make some more love...Arnie would!"
So he jumps back for a second round of rock and roll and again he rolls over and picks up the phone. And again she asks: "what are you doing?" and he answers: "I'm beat and hungry, I need room service"...
and again she replies..."get back here and make some more love...Arnie would!"
Now he doesn't want to embarrass himself, he thinks if Arnold Palmer would go another round, so should he...so he jumps back in bed for a third round of rock'n'sex...this time he can barely get out of the bed and he picks up the phone. And AGAIN she asks: "what are you doing?" and he replies...
I'M CALLING ARNIE, I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT'S PAR FOR THIS HOLE!
<< <i>WHAT'S PAR FOR THIS HOLE! >>
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