Updated Forum Terms and Conditions
Stone193
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1. When in doubt, but want to get your post count up - "copy" the Preamble to the Constitution and the Bill of Rights - nobody will read your post anyway!
2. ALWAYS tell the truth, even when you're lying.
3. Never wear plaid shirts with striped pants while posting on CU.
4. If you are considering a sex change? Don't! It only confuses the moderators.
5. Never post on CU when you have had 2 beers...wait till you finished the 6 pack!
6. If you decide to post a thread on a controversial topic, use words with more than six syllables - it seems to scare the trolls away!
7. Never use the word "wi" and "wag" in the same sentence - for some reason it seems to give the moderators a sudden "rush."
8. If you are on your second ID, try not to be so obvious? If on your 3rd and 4th?...oh hell, consider an anger management class or something?
9. Never use the term serious and advanced in the same sentence as collector - it seems to give certain members a stiffy!
10. If you are in Total Doubt about what you propose, use IMO - it seems to work?
11. If you use the term "Heh" - you should look up to the heavens and say heh to Vargha.
12. If you plan on criticizing PSA for it's grading, clear it with DaBigHurt first - it cuts out the middle man!
13. Last, before you hit the send key and post a message - remember it's only cardboard and the people here are much more valuable and important any day of the week! That's it guys...have some fun!
2. ALWAYS tell the truth, even when you're lying.
3. Never wear plaid shirts with striped pants while posting on CU.
4. If you are considering a sex change? Don't! It only confuses the moderators.
5. Never post on CU when you have had 2 beers...wait till you finished the 6 pack!
6. If you decide to post a thread on a controversial topic, use words with more than six syllables - it seems to scare the trolls away!
7. Never use the word "wi" and "wag" in the same sentence - for some reason it seems to give the moderators a sudden "rush."
8. If you are on your second ID, try not to be so obvious? If on your 3rd and 4th?...oh hell, consider an anger management class or something?
9. Never use the term serious and advanced in the same sentence as collector - it seems to give certain members a stiffy!
10. If you are in Total Doubt about what you propose, use IMO - it seems to work?
11. If you use the term "Heh" - you should look up to the heavens and say heh to Vargha.
12. If you plan on criticizing PSA for it's grading, clear it with DaBigHurt first - it cuts out the middle man!
13. Last, before you hit the send key and post a message - remember it's only cardboard and the people here are much more valuable and important any day of the week! That's it guys...have some fun!
Mike
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<< <i>5. Never post on CU when you have had 2 beers...wait till you finished the 6 pack! >>
My Auctions
Great post Mike especially #13.
Stingray
Those guys are ruthless over there. They wish violent and painful deaths to other members openly and frequently.
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Too late. I already did.
Signed,
Stephanie
<< <i>As a new member I am unsure what WIGWAG is. Could someone please explain it to me? Ive seen it come up a few times in the past but Im still in the dark. Thanks. RJ >>
Edited to correct.. It's WIWAG not WIGWAG
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<< <i>Alright,, just learning as I go here...Thanks the same for the advice knuckles. >>
Downtown
You might want to consider turning on your PM function - it's quite helpful in certain situations.
mike
<< <i><<< 4. If you are considering a sex change? Don't! It only confuses the moderators. >>>
Too late. I already did.
Signed,
Stephanie >>
A man who has a sex change but still prefers women.
Now that's my kind of girl.
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<< <i><<< 4. If you are considering a sex change? Don't! It only confuses the moderators. >>>
Too late. I already did.
Signed,
Stephanie >>
A man who has a sex change but still prefers women.
Now that's my kind of girl.
<< <i>If you use the term "Heh" - you should look up to the heavens and say heh to Vargha. >>
You mean Simi Valley is heaven? In that case I'm hoping for eternal life!
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<< <i><<< 4. If you are considering a sex change? Don't! It only confuses the moderators. >>>
Too late. I already did.
Signed,
Stephanie >>
A man who has a sex change but still prefers women.
Now that's my kind of girl.
That was a reference to Steve's admission in another thread that he is a lesbian, combined with his new overture that he had a sex change.
Now that is one confused person!
Why change?
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<< <i>If you use the term "Heh" - you should look up to the heavens and say heh to Vargha. >>
You mean Simi Valley is heaven? In that case I'm hoping for eternal life! >>
Anthony
It will be granted! Vargha is an ethereal apparition who, due to his own transgressions, is doomed to haunt the halls of CU for eternity!
mike
First thing I learned in sales: If you start off a sentence with "Correct me if I'm wrong, but...",you can then proceed to say anything.
"All evil needs to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
<< <i>10. If you are in Total Doubt about what you propose, use IMO - it seems to work?
First thing I learned in sales: If you start off a sentence with "Correct me if I'm wrong, but...",you can then proceed to say anything.
Mark
That works for me! After that, I affably ask..."what do you think?" People like to be in control?
mike