Poll: Which forum song is more hilarious?

RYK

In case you missed it on the other thread, Andy and Marty have composed a couple of awesome coin forum-related songs.

Andy's entry:

Hello Legend, Hello CoinGuy! (A letter to the Forum from the bourse.)
�with apologies to Allan Sherman

Hello Legend, Hello CoinGuy,
Here I am at Slab-a-Lotto,
Lotto�s very entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun if it Home Run�s grading.

I heard bad news from MrHalfDime,
His coins came back, no grade green slime,
You remember Frank the PugDog
He got hammered badly, now he�s turning feline.

All the grades go, to the big guys
And the women, with the big thighs,
All the small guys fear they'll go broke,
So tonight they�ll skip the auction and play poker.

Now I don't want much to scare y�alls,
But the graders, well they lack balls,
You remember ol� Ron Howard?
Well he sixed my eights that dirty lowdown coward.

Take me home, oh Legend CoinGuy, take me home, I hate Slab Lotto
Don't leave me out on the bourse where I might get buried once again.
Take me home, I promise I will not buy raw or mess around with third world slabs,
oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.

Dearest Legend, Revered CoinGuy,
How's my precious little Lucy?
Let me come back if ya miss me
I will even let MadMarty hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, they've stopped wailing,
Guys are scoring, grades are sailing,
Making millions, gee that's better,
Legend CoinGuy kindly disregard this letter.

Marty's entry #1:

To the tune of Margaritaville!

Watchin� the forum
It�s really borin�
Those stupid coin collectors staring to crab
Sending me money
Hopin� for a honey
All I do is put their piece of crap in a slab

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in the grading room
Searching for a high grade coin tag
Some people claim that the stinkin� graders are to blame
But I know it's gonna be a bodybag

I sent them a hot one
The coin cost me a ton
Nothin' to show but a MS62
But it's a real beauty
A Morgan cutie
How they figured that I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in the grading room
Searching for a high grade coin tag
Some people claim that the stinkin� graders are to blame
But I know it's gonna be a bodybag

I know I�m a crackout artist
I work the hardest
To get my coins those number so high
But Laura says I won�t make the grade
And I think she needs to get laid
But all I see is Stewart with his hand on her thigh

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in the grading room
Searching for a high grade coin tag
Some people claim that the stinkin� graders are to blame
But I know if I do this again I�ll get bammed!

THE LOST VERSE

We have a guy called Russ
When he got his grades he started to fuss
He called David and said my coins are so fine
My SMSs are real creamy
They are really dreamy
and if you don't agree you can stick them where the sun don't shine!

Wastin' away again in the grading room
Searching for a high grade coin tag
Some people claim that the stinkin� graders are to blame
But I know if I do this again I�ll get bammed!

Marty's entry #2:

The new PCGS grading song, to the tune of HOT HOT HOT!!!

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
EE-Yessa Ha-ha
Ee-yes submitters
Me coins on fire -- Me orders on fire – PCGS is tight tight tight
Grading people -- All around me, PCGS is tight tight tight
What to do - On a order like this
Me coins are sweet - I can't resist
We need a good hit – not a grading scam
So we go oh no not again
Yeah we screwed again
PCGS is tight tight tight – PCGS is tight tight tight - oh Lord
(me taking up the bum bum)
See people bit**ing -- Hear people screaming – PCGS is tight tight tight
Keep up this submitting -- Come on let's do it – PCGS is tight tight tight
It's in the air - Celebration time
Holy Crap – I made a DCAM
We need a good hit – not a grading scam
So we go oh no not again
Yeah we screwed again
PCGS is tight tight tight – PCGS is tight tight tight - oh Lord
Ha-ha
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
EE-yes submitters
The Graders are grading - tight tight tight
The Graders are grading - tight tight tight
You send in your coins and you think they might
But when you get grades what a fright
There tight – What a fright – There tight—Aw cripe
There tight – What a fright – There tight—Aw cripe
(Real tight) -- (Real tight) -- (Real tight) -- (Real tight)H
a-ha-ha - Oh Lord
How is PCGS? (Tight tight tight)
How is PCGS? (Tight tight tight)
How is PCGS? (Tight tight tight)
How is PCGS? (Tight tight tight)
(Tight tight tight)(Tight tight tight)
(Tight tight tight)(Tight tight tight)
{repeat & fade} >>

MORGANHUNTER2

i rhink you need to add the tight tight tight song as well to this mix. But Marty has the hands down songs for the house- odds are this will be bammed by post 178.

Russ

Gotta go with Marty #1.

Russ, NCNE

tlhoy

Russ

Glenn,

I wonder if the guy who did that readerboard got canned?

Russ, NCNE

PhillyJoe

<< <i>Glenn,

I wonder if the guy who did that readerboard got canned?

Russ, NCNE >>


The first guy did get canned.
It originally read "My Dog Skip Screwed Erin Brockovich, 2:30, 2:45, 3:15......"

Joe

RYK

I started this thread mostly to protect the three songs in the event the other thread gets pulled.