A couple of jokes to lighten the mood
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Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Patriots fan, a
Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to
the other four... "This is for the Pittburgh Steelers!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Steelers fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and
said..."This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the
mountain again as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Steelers and Falcons fans, the Eagles fan
rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs,
"This is for the Philadelphia Eagles!" and without hesitation, pushed
the Patriots fan off the mountain.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos
flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
with an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem.
John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went
to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Donovan's house, it's Mine."
Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to
the other four... "This is for the Pittburgh Steelers!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Steelers fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and
said..."This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the
mountain again as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Steelers and Falcons fans, the Eagles fan
rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs,
"This is for the Philadelphia Eagles!" and without hesitation, pushed
the Patriots fan off the mountain.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos
flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
with an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem.
John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went
to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Donovan's house, it's Mine."
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<< <i>We all know God is a cowboy fan! This is why we had to leave the hole in the roof so he could watch his cowboys on sunday! >>
Actually God is a Cowboy fan because he needed to create something that is a worse pain in the a$$ than hemorrhoids!
A: The coroner!
<< <i>thats bad taste joke! >>
Says who?
A - Their last big hit was the wall!