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Best Item Description I've Ever Come Across

WasyWasy Posts: 150
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Check this Ebay description out, this guy must have dropped out of school at age 6 to work in the fields.Amazing

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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>what u are bidden on is a 2004 timless treasures statistical champions autograph card... this card is mint it is # 16 out of 25 thats what you are bidden on. but i will give you 1 adraian beltre jersey plack with autograph with an ceriticate of authenticity # 049 out of 150 you will git this. player. >>


    I'm hooked on phonics! And I are a gradiud of hi skool too!

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    Mike
  • Brian48Brian48 Posts: 2,624 ✭✭✭
    Well, either that or English is not his primary language. In any case, it looks like he at least made the attempt to be as descriptive as possible. Admittedly, I started getting a headache after trying to reread it twice. image
  • carew4mecarew4me Posts: 3,471 ✭✭✭✭
    Never post auctions while high.

    Loves me some shiny!
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
    image

    Would you like a fiss sandwich?
  • phreakydancinphreakydancin Posts: 1,691 ✭✭
    I almost feel like placing a mercy bid. Almost. image
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Never post auctions while high. >>



    i swear its not my auction..
    ·p_A·
  • ZodiacMindwarpZodiacMindwarp Posts: 680 ✭✭


    << <i>I almost feel like placing a mercy bid. Almost. image >>



    Mercy bid has been placed. image
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    I think this item is worthy of the Nolan Ryan thread.

    Nick
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    Reap the whirlwind.

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  • DeutscherGeistDeutscherGeist Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭✭
    This is not written by someone whose first language was not English. This is more like a good old American made fellow with questionable education or mentally challenged. It seems he has a good heart.

    Is the card worth anything? He is also giving away dozens of other cards as a bonus that are not pictured. Sounds like someone just trying to do business. Give him credit for that.

    MindWarp, I think you are getting a bargain
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  • bobbybakerivbobbybakeriv Posts: 2,186 ✭✭✭✭
    Honestly, I think he is simply puttin' one over on all of us. No way.
  • Brian48Brian48 Posts: 2,624 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>I almost feel like placing a mercy bid. Almost. image >>



    Mercy bid has been placed. image >>



    ditto. image
  • bobsbbcardsbobsbbcards Posts: 3,254 ✭✭✭
    If you read it and pretend it's being read by Justin Wilson (the Cajun Cook from TV), it'll make it even funnier. I GARONTEE!!!!!!
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  • elway65elway65 Posts: 157
    He writes like a person with a tongue piercing sounds.
    everywhere you go
    there you are

    marc in Hawaii
  • WasyWasy Posts: 150
    all i can do is laugh my ass off!!!!! to f'ing funny
  • AllenAllen Posts: 7,165 ✭✭✭
    Look athe the previous listings. I think it is either someone who struggles with English as a second language or a mentally challenged person...TIIIIIMMAY !
  • phreakydancinphreakydancin Posts: 1,691 ✭✭


    << <i>Honestly, I think he is simply puttin' one over on all of us. No way. >>

    Bobby, I think you nailed it. Simply too many mistakes to be believed.
  • 5thScaleRacer5thScaleRacer Posts: 114 ✭
    yay


    it's soooooooooo fun to redicule foreigners and the mentally challenged


    cheers
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>yay


    it's soooooooooo fun to redicule foreigners and the mentally challenged


    cheers >>



    image
    ·p_A·
  • 5thScaleRacer5thScaleRacer Posts: 114 ✭
    and?
  • CandyFactoryCandyFactory Posts: 121
    his other auctions are good too- I like the Italian Gold necklace one where he will give some lucky winners more of them.
    Collector of T cards and other pre war
  • basketballcollectorbasketballcollector Posts: 340 ✭✭✭
    Remember what Tom Cruise said in the movie:

    Sometimes you just gotta say, what the ______ !!!

    Oh hell yeah


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  • stormsurgestormsurge Posts: 858 ✭✭
    Unbelievable.
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