Did Vargha fake his banning?

Basilone

Is Vargha the Walrus?




"I Am the Walrus"

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

jimtb

Vargha is really in Al Capone's safe, to be discovered on live TV by Geraldo Rivera.

Cubfan

Vargha always seemed more like the eggman to me.

We should probably examine his recent posts for cryptic clues. Maybe if you read them backwards clues will come to light.

Lothar52

goodnight Mr. Vargha, wherever you are......

aconte

Goodbye David Vargha
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you post once a day
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
What was the final straw against you
That they made you change your logon name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who banned you
When the PSA thread set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did



aconte

Basilone

pandrews

i'll miss David and his arm..

Basilone

The "miss you" letters are already coming in....

Miss You Letters to David Vargha

koby

<< <i>Goodbye David Vargha
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you post once a day
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
What was the final straw against you
That they made you change your logon name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who banned you
When the PSA thread set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did



aconte >>




David will certainly appreciate seeing his name in an Elton John song.

CoachTom

He may be hiding because a Canadian guy took www.vargha.com. We all need time to adjust and reflect.

acowa

heh

jimtb

The Candle in the Wind paradoy is a classic - especially because his icon was a tornado!

1420sports

murcerfan

My sources tell me Varghie is over-rated.

NickM

Perhaps he wasn't banned by Joe, but by Mrs. Vargha after she read the boards.

Nick