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In the spirit of Christmas~a joke for PSA8myaz
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Three men were out on a small sail boat on Christmas day when lightening struck the boat and killed all three!
Upon being greeted by St. Peter they were told that today, Christmas day they would all have to prove they had some Christmas spirit and show him something that would give them entry to heaven~
The first man went, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then pulled out a small pen light he had in his pocket, turned it on,held it in his palm and said; "sir,this is like a Christmas candle". St. Peter smiled and told the man he may enter the pearly gates!
The second man reached in his pocket and pulled out a set of keys,dangled them wiggling his hand and told the Saint they were Christmas bells! St. Peter smiled and said, "You may enter as well!"
The third man,with a worried look on his face and a red brow slowly pulled out a pair of worn pink women's panties from his pocket! He held them up and St. Peter said rolling his eyes,"Oh pray tell,what does that have to do with Christmas?" The man looked up in embarrassment and said,"These are Carol's!"
Merry Christmas~
Upon being greeted by St. Peter they were told that today, Christmas day they would all have to prove they had some Christmas spirit and show him something that would give them entry to heaven~
The first man went, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then pulled out a small pen light he had in his pocket, turned it on,held it in his palm and said; "sir,this is like a Christmas candle". St. Peter smiled and told the man he may enter the pearly gates!
The second man reached in his pocket and pulled out a set of keys,dangled them wiggling his hand and told the Saint they were Christmas bells! St. Peter smiled and said, "You may enter as well!"
The third man,with a worried look on his face and a red brow slowly pulled out a pair of worn pink women's panties from his pocket! He held them up and St. Peter said rolling his eyes,"Oh pray tell,what does that have to do with Christmas?" The man looked up in embarrassment and said,"These are Carol's!"
Merry Christmas~
live each day like it's your last but don't count on it!
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