What's the scariest thread title you can imagine?

MrEureka

I don't even have to make mine up. My choice is "THE COIN MARKET SHOULD "GO CRAZY" SOON!". If that's not a sell signal, I don't know what is. How will I ever sleep tonight???

Sequitur

Anything containing the phrase, "Poe58."

kieferscoins

"Got free flips?"

Cameron Kiefer

roadrunner

The coin market has always been crazy.

The thread title I'm waiting for is:

PCGS and NGC decide to devalue grading standards by 1 pt.


roadrunner

TWODOGS

"TWODOGS, will you marry me?" Mikey as the author of the thread.

ER

GOLD PLUMMETS TO $270/ounce.

OnlyBuffalos

"Sixty days from today it will be a felony to possess any US or foreign coin containing gold, silver, nickel or copper."

kranky

For me, it would be "Untold counterfeits confirmed to exist in major grading service slabs".

RKKay

"Many of Garrett's patterns have been determined to be fake!"

cladking

Clad coins found out: Will affect all moderns.

ER

Contursi 1794 Dollar Was Not The First Struck by The Mint.

goose3

<< <i>"TWODOGS, will you marry me?" Mikey as the author of the thread. >>



As bizarre and frightening as that sounds, I fear it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

magikbilly

"Discovery of Previously Unknown Business Strike 189..." aww, heck. Nevermind.

Billy

ER

<< <i>"Discovery of Previously Unknown Business Strike 189..." aww, heck. Nevermind.

Billy >>


You never know, Billy.

LincolnCentMan

"The four major third party grading services (PCGS, NGC, ANACS, ICG) call it quits!"

David

tradedollarnut

SPERBER GOES POSTAL!

Be afraid... be very afraid!

cladking

Message boards are too expensive to maintain. pg: 1,2, last...................Homerunhall 467

guysmy

<< <i>"The four major third party grading services (PCGS, NGC, ANACS, ICG) call it quits!"

David >>



or...

Crap-U-Slab Buys out the major third party grading services!!!
...
All Slabs to now look like filthy toilet seats!!!
...
Burger King employees recruited to replace all staff!!!

Dahlonega

'Telemarketers promoting Dahlonega gold'

solid

The asteroid will be here in 30 minutes...

mgoodm3

"HSN is now the only coin dealer in America"

MORGANHUNTER2

HSN and SAHTV MERGE! BUYOUT PCGS ANACS NGC ICG. RESLAB ALL COINAGE AND NAMES IT-P.A.N.I.C. SLAB
AT DISCOUNTED PRICING-STAY TUNED TO ALL CHANNELS.

boiler78

"Pattern coins ruled illegal. Major auction company records subpoenaed"

zzzz

"PCGS, NGC, ANACS & ICG have decided to not to grade any coin less than 30 years old"


"1933 Saint found in 2Centsin holder"


"eBay decides to loosen it's standards on seller's descriptions"


"AT vs. NT"

cladking

<< <i>"PCGS, NGC, ANACS & ICG have decided to not to grade any coin less than 30 years old"

" >>




Arrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh... The Horror! What about the 1965 to 1973 coins?

MrEureka

"Sample Slab Index Rises 12.8% on Strong Investor Demand"

guysmy

All men turning female due to estrogen in the water supply.

Sequitur

All men turning female due to estrogen in the water supply.

BigE

Any thread with the word "chop" in it----------------BigE

gemtone65

"Alan Hager Elected to ANA Presidency."

guysmy

<< <i>All men turning female due to estrogen in the water supply.

>>



It's already happening to fish!

Numismanic

"Major earthquake hits California during Long Beach coin show. Vast quantities of rare coins at bottom of the ocean"

MrEureka

Scientists Announce Breakthrough in Object Replication

RYK

"PCGS Forum to be Shuttered Permanently"

"Southern gold coin hoard found in Alabama--1000's of high grade coins in stash"

"Heritage Auctions to Sell Coin Auction Division"

"Cam Kiefer and Mary Kate Olsen to Tie the Knot"

dpoole

"Rare Coin Mutual Funds Taking Off!"

"Legend is really Russ' alt ID!"

MrEureka

"Cameron's Millionth Post Giveaway!"

RYK

"This Time It's Different"

saintguru

PCGS SLABS DETERMINED TO CONTAIN ACTIVE EBOLA VIRUS

saintguru

PCGS COIN FURUM EXPOSED AS AL QAEDA MESSAGE CENTER

jpkinla

HILLARY CLINTON ELECTED FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT!

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER ELECTED PRESIDENT!

BAG OF 1927-D SAINTS DISCOVERED IN SECRET VAULT OF $20 GOLD!

OH MY.........



My $10 Indian Gold Registry set

MrEureka

"This Time It's Different"

So true!

shylock

"CONTAMINANTS FOUND IN PCGS PLASTIC, INDUSTRIAL SABATAGE SUSPECTED"

MICHAELDIXON

"Keets and K6AZ Team up to open Coin Shop"

ksteelheader

"Keets and Russ kiss and make up!"

nwcs

"Forum members all nude review" Nothing scarrier than that.

Russ

PCGS grades first PR69DCAM Accented Hair.

And the thread is posted by Marty. AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russ, NCNE

Myqqy

"major big deal buys pcgs, kicks out the "negative, nasty" people off of the online forum....."

"Forum members all nude review"

cary1952

PCGS and NGC out of business due to Switching of Coins

nwcs

Surgeon General's Warning: Collecting coins may be hazardous to your health. Coins have been shown in independent lab tests to cause dementia, dry mouth, insomnia, and have sexual side effects. No treatment possible.