CCCCHHHHHHOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEE IV
joestalin
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Welp fans this has been quite a week. The Yanks were sooooo smug, all that money, all the commercials. They
had it all and only had to win one more game. Instead they all showed up wearing dresses in game 4 and
didn't take them off until they all gathered behind the wood shed. This is the ultimate choke, owned by the
New York Yankees. All the rings mean nothing now, The Red Sox own you. Here it is in review:
Derek Jeter...Could this guy choke anymore? 3 HUGE errors and he was afraid even to swing because he
didn't want to break a heel!
Arod.............52 mil buys you cheating and hiding. He did nothing. He was last seen painting the woodshed
and after that he is paiting Red Sox toenails.
Bronson Arroyo....The master, baffled the Yanks all series. He weighs only 97 pounds but he killed the Yanks,
kinda reminded me of Tom Seaver. The Yanks are going to wave some money in his
face next year!
Johnny Damon...aka Hippie, was having his worst week ever until he ran up against the soft part of the
Yankee linup. We all knew the Yanks pitching staff was suspect, but Damon looked like
Jose Canseco up there!
Dave Ortiz.......He is the master of the woodshed, he will be there all night. Yankee fans only have to mention
password "Gemmy" to get 20% off your spanking.
Curt Schilling.....Battered and bloody, he shoved it down the Yanks throat, he owns you all! Think what this
guy could of done with two legs instead of one?
Bung Yung Rivera... The choke meister, over and over again, he is over the hill. Maybe there is some triple-A
work for him somewhere
MurcerFan........Perhaps the greatest magician in the universe. He was here for 134 solid hours and did
the greatest disappearing act ever. Klownie checked under the bed, I checked the hotel
but this guy is just GONE!
Gemmy..........The ultimate fan, backed his team when they were winning but was here to make excuses
when the choked, which was pretty much this whole week. While he is a bandwagon
fan in football, he is a good Yankee fan and I want to thank him for being here taking his
beating behind the woodshed.
Soriano........Who needs a guy who hits 30 homers from the lead off spot? Arod and his 52 mill did just fine
current ring count: Arod 0 Soriano 0
Thanks for all who participated, Please from now on use the word "Yankees" in the place of "choke".
Sincerely,
Babe Ruth
RIP
had it all and only had to win one more game. Instead they all showed up wearing dresses in game 4 and
didn't take them off until they all gathered behind the wood shed. This is the ultimate choke, owned by the
New York Yankees. All the rings mean nothing now, The Red Sox own you. Here it is in review:
Derek Jeter...Could this guy choke anymore? 3 HUGE errors and he was afraid even to swing because he
didn't want to break a heel!
Arod.............52 mil buys you cheating and hiding. He did nothing. He was last seen painting the woodshed
and after that he is paiting Red Sox toenails.
Bronson Arroyo....The master, baffled the Yanks all series. He weighs only 97 pounds but he killed the Yanks,
kinda reminded me of Tom Seaver. The Yanks are going to wave some money in his
face next year!
Johnny Damon...aka Hippie, was having his worst week ever until he ran up against the soft part of the
Yankee linup. We all knew the Yanks pitching staff was suspect, but Damon looked like
Jose Canseco up there!
Dave Ortiz.......He is the master of the woodshed, he will be there all night. Yankee fans only have to mention
password "Gemmy" to get 20% off your spanking.
Curt Schilling.....Battered and bloody, he shoved it down the Yanks throat, he owns you all! Think what this
guy could of done with two legs instead of one?
Bung Yung Rivera... The choke meister, over and over again, he is over the hill. Maybe there is some triple-A
work for him somewhere
MurcerFan........Perhaps the greatest magician in the universe. He was here for 134 solid hours and did
the greatest disappearing act ever. Klownie checked under the bed, I checked the hotel
but this guy is just GONE!
Gemmy..........The ultimate fan, backed his team when they were winning but was here to make excuses
when the choked, which was pretty much this whole week. While he is a bandwagon
fan in football, he is a good Yankee fan and I want to thank him for being here taking his
beating behind the woodshed.
Soriano........Who needs a guy who hits 30 homers from the lead off spot? Arod and his 52 mill did just fine
current ring count: Arod 0 Soriano 0
Thanks for all who participated, Please from now on use the word "Yankees" in the place of "choke".
Sincerely,
Babe Ruth
RIP
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