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DON'T USE THE CHECK OUT FUNCTION AND DO NOT REQUEST A INVOICE ..you will be quoted shipping charges (unless specified in the shipping tab) within 12 hrs of the end of auction>>>>>>>>>>>>>To see the other items we are currently offering, simply click on "View Seller's Other Items" at the top of this page. >>>>>>>>> ######################### S H I P P I N G ################################(If Domestic US shipping is NOT specified) Send me your zip code and I will give you a rough estimate shipping cost..... on the LAST DAY I will pack it up and be able to give you EXACT shipping costs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ P A Y M E N T $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > Payment MUST be completed within 10 days of the end of auction or you loose "your" item and appropriate feedback will be posted. You can pay by MONEY ORDERS (Postal, supermarket,7-11, convenience stores ect), CASH...or >>PAY PAL to ebaysea@optonline.net by clicking on the icons in the listing >>>>>>>>>INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS: we accept and welcome bids from those outside the US. We can handle customs forms no problem... ####################### F E E D B A C K ################################ . Do check my feedback or contact any of my buyers, your ready to put down your $$$$ ... check who your dealing with (and do check MY NEGATIVE feedbacks ... they really are the entertainment here!!!) [****BONUS****] Email me and I will send a compilation of all my negative feedback posts!!!..save ya the trouble! If you'r dumb as a rock, or just foolin around and "FUN BIDDING" do us both a favor and move on down the cyber highway...... If you are a newbie and need a little help, no problem.. been there, done that... together we can make this happen, we put men on the moon!!!! Feedback and Listing While I make every effort to please every customer. It is just not possible. Anybody knows this. We have all seen and dealt with it at some point in our life. I list my items with a full description the best that I can. You as the customer simply just have to read and use a bit of common sense, and if unclear... ASK... With maybe 1 out of 4 customers posting feedback, and trust me, the ones that can't be satisfied will leave a negative. While the others that are satisfied, simply lack the time or patience to go back and do so for the most part. So when you view my feedback.. Take the time to look at the person that left the feedback for me...look at theirs as well. You will often find that the unhappy customer has high negative feedback, has no feedback to go by, or has a negative feedback from me and are just getting even. +++++++++++++ B I D D I N G ++++++++++++++++++++ Good luck on your bidding and as a helpful hint to everyone always bid the max amount that you are willing to pay the first time you bid. Reason being, that there are many people that will wait to the last few seconds of a auction and come in with a highspeed internet connection and out bid you. These people are referred to as Hawks or Snipes, completely legal... they just know how to play the game... At the last few seconds they rush in (well they have computer applications (search on AUCTION SNIPE BIDDING) to rush in and do the bid deed for them), bid their max, and many times out bid the other person by just a few pennies... So bid what YOUR willing to pay upfront and let the process flow..ahhhh the beauty of a auction ;-) ....If your a newbie.. and need a little help give a shout.. every one started sometime... I will walk you thru the process .. OUR RETURN POLICY: The most important thing to us is that our customers are happy with their purchase and would buy from us again. We can guarantee that the item has been described to the best of our honest ability and conscience. While we do accept returns on pieces where we have missed something, we do not honor returns for buyer's remorse unless they can show just cause for the return. Again, we always are open and welcome any questions that anyone has about any of the items that we offer. Where returns have been made, we have received compliments for our honesty and for making things right. For us to accept a return, we must be contacted within 3 days of receipt. The item must be received within 7 days. Additionally, it must be returned insured, in the same manner of packaging, and in the same manner of condition as it was sent. Upon receipt and inspection, we will refund your bid in full. We are not responsible for items damaged in transit. The buyer must notify the carrier and complete all necessary claim forms. We will do everything on our end to assist in the process. The buyer must wait on the carrier's insurance to receive their refund. If the carrier makes a determination, in writing, that the damaged item did not meet their minimum guidelines for packing and deny the claim, we will then issue a refund to the buyer because we are at fault upon receipt of the damaged item. It is very important that the carrier inspects all packaging materials. If the item is damaged in the case of a return, the buyer must agree to wait on their refund from the carrier, as we will assign the benefits to them. Should the carrier determine, in writing, that the item was not packaged properly, the item will then be returned to the buyer, and they will have to deal with the carrier. Returning damaged items back to us can create all types of problems, such as delays in the claims process and possibly denial. We really feel this is a fair return policy to our customers and to us. Although we have a written policy, we do take into consideration there are exceptions. We believe if all of us will look to our conscience, things can be worked out in a fair and right manner for all concerned. . PEACE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watchin" ----- Satchel Paige, Legendary Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.
DON'T USE THE CHECK OUT FUNCTION AND DO NOT REQUEST A INVOICE ..you will be quoted shipping charges (unless specified in the shipping tab) within 12 hrs of the end of auction>>>>>>>>>>>>>To see the other items we are currently offering, simply click on "View Seller's Other Items" at the top of this page. >>>>>>>>> ######################### S H I P P I N G ################################(If Domestic US shipping is NOT specified) Send me your zip code and I will give you a rough estimate shipping cost..... on the LAST DAY I will pack it up and be able to give you EXACT shipping costs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ P A Y M E N T $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > Payment MUST be completed within 10 days of the end of auction or you loose "your" item and appropriate feedback will be posted. You can pay by MONEY ORDERS (Postal, supermarket,7-11, convenience stores ect), CASH...or >>PAY PAL to ebaysea@optonline.net by clicking on the icons in the listing >>>>>>>>>INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS: we accept and welcome bids from those outside the US. We can handle customs forms no problem... ####################### F E E D B A C K ################################ . Do check my feedback or contact any of my buyers, your ready to put down your $$$$ ... check who your dealing with (and do check MY NEGATIVE feedbacks ... they really are the entertainment here!!!) [****BONUS****] Email me and I will send a compilation of all my negative feedback posts!!!..save ya the trouble! If you'r dumb as a rock, or just foolin around and "FUN BIDDING" do us both a favor and move on down the cyber highway...... If you are a newbie and need a little help, no problem.. been there, done that... together we can make this happen, we put men on the moon!!!! Feedback and Listing While I make every effort to please every customer. It is just not possible. Anybody knows this. We have all seen and dealt with it at some point in our life. I list my items with a full description the best that I can. You as the customer simply just have to read and use a bit of common sense, and if unclear... ASK... With maybe 1 out of 4 customers posting feedback, and trust me, the ones that can't be satisfied will leave a negative. While the others that are satisfied, simply lack the time or patience to go back and do so for the most part. So when you view my feedback.. Take the time to look at the person that left the feedback for me...look at theirs as well. You will often find that the unhappy customer has high negative feedback, has no feedback to go by, or has a negative feedback from me and are just getting even. +++++++++++++ B I D D I N G ++++++++++++++++++++ Good luck on your bidding and as a helpful hint to everyone always bid the max amount that you are willing to pay the first time you bid. Reason being, that there are many people that will wait to the last few seconds of a auction and come in with a highspeed internet connection and out bid you. These people are referred to as Hawks or Snipes, completely legal... they just know how to play the game... At the last few seconds they rush in (well they have computer applications (search on AUCTION SNIPE BIDDING) to rush in and do the bid deed for them), bid their max, and many times out bid the other person by just a few pennies... So bid what YOUR willing to pay upfront and let the process flow..ahhhh the beauty of a auction ;-) ....If your a newbie.. and need a little help give a shout.. every one started sometime... I will walk you thru the process .. OUR RETURN POLICY: The most important thing to us is that our customers are happy with their purchase and would buy from us again. We can guarantee that the item has been described to the best of our honest ability and conscience. While we do accept returns on pieces where we have missed something, we do not honor returns for buyer's remorse unless they can show just cause for the return. Again, we always are open and welcome any questions that anyone has about any of the items that we offer. Where returns have been made, we have received compliments for our honesty and for making things right. For us to accept a return, we must be contacted within 3 days of receipt. The item must be received within 7 days. Additionally, it must be returned insured, in the same manner of packaging, and in the same manner of condition as it was sent. Upon receipt and inspection, we will refund your bid in full. We are not responsible for items damaged in transit. The buyer must notify the carrier and complete all necessary claim forms. We will do everything on our end to assist in the process. The buyer must wait on the carrier's insurance to receive their refund. If the carrier makes a determination, in writing, that the damaged item did not meet their minimum guidelines for packing and deny the claim, we will then issue a refund to the buyer because we are at fault upon receipt of the damaged item. It is very important that the carrier inspects all packaging materials. If the item is damaged in the case of a return, the buyer must agree to wait on their refund from the carrier, as we will assign the benefits to them. Should the carrier determine, in writing, that the item was not packaged properly, the item will then be returned to the buyer, and they will have to deal with the carrier. Returning damaged items back to us can create all types of problems, such as delays in the claims process and possibly denial. We really feel this is a fair return policy to our customers and to us. Although we have a written policy, we do take into consideration there are exceptions. We believe if all of us will look to our conscience, things can be worked out in a fair and right manner for all concerned. . PEACE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watchin" ----- Satchel Paige, Legendary Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.
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C'mon, y'all- who's the dead-husband's-estate lady? You know the one. I can't remember her eBay name, or the dead (possibly fictional) husband's. I'll bet she's STILL out there selling his coins, with each auction description running about the same length as your average nineteenth century novel.
Tell me- did this guy do what so many of these folks do, and use a black background, with multicolored fonts, perhaps? Y'know, with every paragraph or line a different color? With maybe some big animated gifs thrown in for good measure? It's always a joy to go scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, down a page like that, wondering when the seller is actually gonna show a picture of the item for sale. And then when he finally does, it's tinier than the animated gifs.
New collectors, please educate yourself before spending money on coins; there are people who believe that using numismatic knowledge to rip the naïve is what this hobby is all about.
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