iamthegreatcornholio=George Patton
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For those of you scoring at home, Patton is back under a new username. Ignore him as usual!
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Brian is not GP, notice how he doesn't use juvenile terms like "commie boy"
Brian
You're anti-Philly sentiments go against my grain and I know I take pleasure in each and every miserable failure of your team.
I guess I'll be "Patton" next....BTW, who is "Patton" besides a famous WWII general...I would appreciate the quick explanation.
<< <i>Who is "patton" >>
Dg
Patton used to post on CU; here is a post by him. Did he get the boot?
JS
If you think that Corn is "reincarnated", I don't think it is him - he is too much the good guy.
But on the other hand: GO Raiders!
As to Joe, what ever would possess someone to take on a handle like that in the first place.....I mean, an old school Communist killer whose purges wiped out hundreds of thousands. Sorry, but I teach World History in my "day job".
Umm, "Dolph Hitler" doesn't sound like a name that would be well received either.
Pair that with blowhard over the top predictions antagonizing and provoking almost every other football fan on the board and you spell: "backlash".
With a past that includes the links I read tonight you might do better Joe adopting a new handle to show some contrition...like "Florence Nightingale", "Mother Teresa" or "Ronald Reagan".
Remember that old maxim, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ( Not you Stone 193 )
<< <i>Remember that old maxim, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones >>
DG
You're playing right into his hands - the guy is a pro - a veteran of over 6K posts - use the force Luke, use the force - I'll be watching.
Stone
the bucs before you knew what the world wide web was.
Im here backing my team and calling what I see. Philly will choke like they always do! Bonds will choke like
he always does and the state of Minnesota will NEVER win another ring in any sport.
So far none of the teams/players I have talked about have rings. If you can't accept that then Im sorry.
Im sorry that "Brian" is pulling the wool over everyones eyes, it is obvious that he is posting under
a different name now...someone whose team got pasted by my bucs year after year. I guess when you
multi-million dollar QB gets broken in half everytime we play them, he would have a bit of an "agenda"
Hey we are 0-3, big deal, Im here and your team is a pretender. Win the final game of the season and you
can tell me where to go, if you can't handle that, then I suggest the coin board. Any questions??
Post under whatever name you want, there is only one JS
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GO BUCS
JS
Joe i give you a lot of credit! didnt think you would be a man of your word and take the raider pic with you!!! you did i give you props for that! as far as dallas taking refs with us, hey man we WON on the road i guess redskins need to talk to the officaiting crew not us!! what a catch by terry glenn though!!! you see that?? oh yeah and iggles fans you hear that!! WHOOO HOOOO HERE COMES THE TRAIN BABY # 6 BEFORE IGGLES GET # 1!!!!! see you on monday night! cant wait to see all those stars on these posts as boys sweep pigeons!
Emmitt. I will be rooting for them against the birds. Vinny is really doing a great 2000 Trent Dilfer impersonation,
funny Madden bring up that colorblind thing, it was true the guy could not hit a player wearing that bright
orange uni...oh well
Man I had Portis and Coles on my f team and I don't think they had 10 points between them!
Kevin
<< <i> Im sorry that "Brian" is pulling the wool over everyones eyes, it is obvious that he is posting under
a different name now...someone whose team got pasted by my bucs year after year. I guess when you
multi-million dollar QB gets broken in half everytime we play them, he would have a bit of an "agenda" >>
If believing this tale helps you get over your 0-3 start then go right ahead - anything to take heat off the Bucs right?
Brian
edit to add - I'm curious to see who's next in your McCarthyistic tirade. Perhaps I'll start taking wagers on the betting thread.
i dont think so
patton was the troll name for a guy from the houston area that was booted earlier this year for insensitive comments.
<< <i>dopp....maybe a guy with a handful of posts should stay off the "history" subject, I was on here talking about
the bucs before you knew what the world wide web was.
Hmmm, I've been listing on Ebay since 1998...last time I checked that required rudimentary knowledge of that thingy called the World Wide Web...I gave up the tin can and strings years before that.... Sooo, WRONG AGAIN !!
Im here backing my team and calling what I see. Philly will choke like they always do! Bonds will choke like
he always does and the state of Minnesota will NEVER win another ring in any sport.
NOW THERE YOU HAVE IT IN A NUTSHELL...THE JOSEF STALIN MANTRA...ONLY THING MISSING WAS YOUR LABELING MCNABB, MCNAD...WHAT DOES BARRY BONDS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS ANYWAY??? ALSO, I HOPE THE TWINKIES WIN THE AL.
So far none of the teams/players I have talked about have rings. If you can't accept that then Im sorry.
Yeah and...? You have a team of one year wonders who stunk last year and this year and the Eagles under Reid are and have been good for years .
Im sorry that "Brian" is pulling the wool over everyones eyes, it is obvious that he is posting under
a different name now...someone whose team got pasted by my bucs year after year. I guess when you
multi-million dollar QB gets broken in half everytime we play them, he would have a bit of an "agenda"
This pre-existing vendetta doesn't concern me.
Hey we are 0-3, big deal, Im here and your team is a pretender. Win the final game of the season and you
can tell me where to go, if you can't handle that, then I suggest the coin board. Any questions??
Only one...when do you ever just shut your trap and exercise even the smallest modicum of control before you rush in to make absurd and exaggerated claims and statements...thats right...never....
Post under whatever name you want, there is only one JS
I'll do that...and I would never want to be share that initial either and am the happier for it ...there is only one "Just Stupid" poster.
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GO BUCS >>
No thank you...where else could I get so much entertainment value for free.
JS.....you're priceless......
P.S. Stone...you are one with the Force my sage Obi Wan ...I do not fear post numbers and Joe /Kevin/Stalin/3553/collector/thesis writer non collector is of no moment or consequence.
You Stone 193, with that great banner, are wise and sage .
We don't really care what your ebay rating says, if you haven't been here backing a team you are a newbie, sit
down, but a donut in your piehole and what the pros work. I guarentee you by the time you are done with
that cream filled, the Eagles will have been exposed.
and again what good is 15-2, 14-3 if you can't beat the NFC South come cruch time?
JS
<< <i>doppel...perhaps your handle means something too huh??
UH-OH...YA GOT ME THERE JS.....umm, in one of my first posts I indicated I was an identical twin....get it now, genius??
We don't really care what your ebay rating says, if you haven't been here backing a team you are a newbie, sit
down, but a donut in your piehole and what the pros work. I guarentee you by the time you are done with
that cream filled, the Eagles will have been exposed.
and again what good is 15-2, 14-3 if you can't beat the NFC South come cruch time?
JS >>
So little time, so much garbage spewed.....umm, the season is three weeks old; I'll cross the Rubicon when I get to it; however, I am sure your Bucs suks...QED
By the way, as a World History professor at the College level, I would love to debate your impression of Josef Stalin and his "unique" contributions to the 20th century. Some of my readings in the posts so appreciatively posted by "Noclass" were very enlightening ...in your total lack of understanding as to who Stalin was.
Stick to football....hmmmm, you're not very good at that either, though.
Maybe baseball?
Lets go Twins and Cardinals.
get out of the classroom once in a while. If you have never been to Russia then you really know
NOTHING about it! Your textbooks were written by Americans or Brits, why try to understand the
people through their eyes?
Oh wait...you are going to tell me you have been to Russia.....oh ok
As you will find out, I am up for a debate any day of the year, but I have talked with Russian people, I
can ASSURE you that you DON"T know how they feel. Your textbook is all you know and even that is
wrong.
Am I saying Joe Stalin is a national hero to the Slavs...no, but he means more to them than you think
Mr history teacher.
and if you had read what noclass gave you, you would know that my handle has nothing to do with
the former Russian dictator! LOL, but then again maybe it does...hmmmmmmmmm
Sincerely,
David King
I thought it was Kevin M ????
I'm incredulous at what you believe constitutes the education I must possess to qualify for College level instruction...oh yes, it was one or two books written by some covert arm of the CIA, masquerading as an independent textbook. Do you even understand what courses and papers you are required to research and write before even obtaining a Master's Degree???
This last response was so grammatically disjointed and intellectually fractured I feel it would now be almost "abusive" to pursue you into a beaten pulp, especially when you you want to get to historical fact other than some dreamy pseudo impressions of "real" Russian people you know.....pathetic and......
I have lost interest in responding to you Joe/Kevin/David/whoever. There is precious little to savor and I certainly don't want to inhibit the entertainment of your season long hyperbole over how the Eagles will lose and the Bucs will win.
I will state the obvious...you are very entertaining....and its all free.....!!
of converstion, when in reality it is I who know more about the subject than you and your master's degree!
You went there! I was willing to stick to football, but the can is open so why go off and run now? You're the
one with the masters in history, Im sure you would of researched Stalin a bit before you came on here
and looked like fool. Maybe you perceive me as just some dumb card collector who has a orange colored
mobile home. Im sorry you don't know who David King is, I thought you would, I guess you know more
about the Civil War and America huh?
Funny how once someone can get nowhere with me on football they then always turn to my user name, and
call me communist or a scum, then they find that Im quite worthy of dabate on the subject and they then
weasel out of it some how, usually they just tell me that they are going to ignore me (which they can't), or
sometimes they just never show up again or change their names.
Again..what do you know about the suffering of the Russian people in the 20th century? Where you there?
Did you call a friend every week? Did you visit Red Square?
Quick go find your textbooks and find the answers! LOL
Sincerely,
David King
<< <i>yeah thats what I thought, you are tough until the heat gets too hot and then Im suddenly not worthy
of converstion, when in reality it is I who know more about the subject than you and your master's degree!
That will be the day.
You went there! I was willing to stick to football, but the can is open so why go off and run now? You're the
one with the masters in history, Im sure you would of researched Stalin a bit before you came on here
and looked like fool. Maybe you perceive me as just some dumb card collector who has a orange colored
mobile home. Im sorry you don't know who David King is, I thought you would, I guess you know more
about the Civil War and America huh?
Were you doing me or the board in general a favor by keeping to football because frankly you know nothing about that sport...as I said, you are entertaining in your bluster and that is the best way to characterize your character...character is also a good word for you as the posts I read show you to be living in a dream world whether it be that you are a knowledgable historian of Russian History or that you've been hanging around this board for four years just studying us real collectors for that "Thesis" you are writing; I don't think you're a dumb card collector, I think you are a collector screaming for attention anyway they can get it, whether by positive or negative reinforcement ( sorry, psychology was my minor ).
The work of that very common name, David King, which given your propensity for falsehood and name changes I accepted as your coming out with yet another identity, may have some relevance to you, but is hardly a footnote to the history of Stalin. Long before there was David King there are/were living witnesses to the murerous, lying butcher that was Josef Stalin, the man History has recorded for deeds too unspeakable to depress a board when we could be listening to you spout.
Do you discredit King? Think his dissection of photos has no merit because he is a mere footnote in Stalinism...I think so...I'm just a dyed in the wool Richard Pipes and Robert Conquest historian who detests the excesses of Political History whether committed in the name of Socialism or Nationalism.
Funny how once someone can get nowhere with me on football they then always turn to my user name, and
call me communist or a scum, then they find that Im quite worthy of dabate on the subject and they then
weasel out of it some how, usually they just tell me that they are going to ignore me (which they can't), or
sometimes they just never show up again or change their names.
People can get nowhere with you because it ( that attempt ) would be like talking to a wall or watching water run off a duck's butt...you are dense, lack the objectivity to see that and therefore lacking perspective.
What is so ironic watching you for a few months now is that most people who "argue" with you don't realize there should be a sign on the page..."don't feed the trolls".....its cute to feed the pigeons in the Park, but what a mess they leave behind....it is the same with you....you are desperate for attention and the best way to shut that down is to be non-responsive, as I told you I would be....you would have no raison-d'etre if there was no one to fight....so I'm not feeding you directly; but, I will mock your Bucs every step of the way
Again..what do you know about the suffering of the Russian people in the 20th century? Where you there?
Did you call a friend every week? Did you visit Red Square?
So absurd a remark it stands on its own....I have been to Russia twice, have respected Russian colleagues...do you always honor the suffering of others by adopting the name of their torturer?
Quick go find your textbooks and find the answers! LOL
Sincerely,
David King >>
BTW No Class, the picture to which you refer was not of Stalin and Lenin but of Lenin and Gorky.
Thus endeth this class Joe....you are dismissed.......
from them. I expected the whole Stalin/King thing to be over your head but it now seems like you are the
one who can't tell fact from fiction! LOL
You had the opportunity many months ago to skip over and ignore my posts. Why do you keep feeding the
trolls? The only people I see in the park are bums and people feeling alone....which are you?
Admit it, the only reason you are here is to get it on with this mysterious Joe Stalin. A communist, A Liar, a
poor wretch who sank Russia into the oceans some 50 years later, A man who rose from the grave to
travel to America and to make his way through school to become one of the best psychologists in the
world only to have that degree ripped away from him after all his research was proven false, and then
to wind up working at the home depot, and one day a fat balding guy comes in and asks to strap a piece
of plastic to a paint can. Of course Stalin thought it was a bomb and he ran from home depot and when
he got home he went to the net to find out what PSA stood for and ....well the rest is histoy!
I know you aren't a real football fan, I can tell that you have a new team every year, you were probably a
"diehard" Vick fan last year, maybe the cowboys before that....so why are you still here? Did you think your
Joe Stalin comment was going to go unanswered? Maybe you were hoping that I was left over from the
KGB and you could go on yelling names at me? Does that make you feel better after a hard day of students
falling asleep in your class?
Again, I ask, why should an American, who has lived in a free society, and has never know the horrors of the
20th century slavic life, feel like he can come on here and question my use of a name that means nothing to
him except for what he read in some book? Why do you act like you were there in 1917 or in 1945?
You know nothing about it and you should not speak of things you have no clue about. Stick to the Eagles..no
wait, I said things you know about.......Im not sure what that is....do you know any cool Civil War ghost stories??
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Joe Stalin
1879-1953
Dictator
2001-
Psychologist
Home Depot Rep
Member of CU board
more than that...the disjointed incoherence speaks for itself.
Ba-bye Joe.
This has been interesting. I am at a quandry....but maybe someone more intellegent that myself can help. There has to be one point of intersection for all of the topics mentioned in this thread. And then, an astute comment should be made by the highest intellectual being available to tie them all back to "Sports Talk."
So far I have : Phantom Poster, George Patton, Joseph Stalin, Lenin, World War II, The Civil War, Russian History, Higher Education, Psychology, Obscure Authors, Minnesota, Twinkies, Raiders, Bucs, Eagles, Cowboys, Cowgirls and of course...Barry Bonds. I am sure I missed a few. Let me be the first to throw in Winston Churchill, just for the hell of it, and because he probably played a smakass game of cricket. Regards, and keep it fun.
I think I see what Stone was talking about now....spend too much time with Hannibal Lechter and you get warped...I was being drawn into that vortex of darkness known as JS.
This thread started with Joe making a wild accusation against a poster without cause or justice...I guess that attack by the perpetual antagonist set me off.
As I said, he is merely looking for some reaction, any reaction...I won't feed the "Stalin"; I'm sure though he'll find ample eats elsewhere; how else can you account for him being here through 6,000 posts? Its not because he has a life.
P.S. Lets Go Eagles.....there is my sports talk for the day as I sure exhausted my arguement limit.
<< <i> I am sure I missed a few. >>
You missed
<< <i>McCarthyistic >>
Brian
JS
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<< <i> I am sure I missed a few. >>
You missed
<< <i>McCarthyistic >>
Brian >>
Now that was brevity and targeted perfectly.
Wild accusations, Joe naming names....well done IMTGC ( hope you don't mind the abbreviation ).
<< <i>there you go Eagles fan! Back in the corner! I knew you didn't have it in you. There is always next year!
JS >>
Does anyone hear the buzzing of a pesky gnat??? Almost perceptible, but lost in the din of background noise.
Well, I am looking forward to the Chicago Bears lambasting this week.
By Sunday...Eagles 4-0.
Balance edited in the spirit of fun and jousting.
My question is this - what was Stalin's time in the 40 and could he run a post route?
You would think the uniform and all the medals would slow him down.
defense would disappear!
ok, this officially ends the Stalin talk...let focus here...football....remember that? Bucs had started a bit slow
but are going to get back on track this week. Philly is a phony, we all know that. Vikings score a lot of
points, but they also GIVE UP a lot of points. Cowgirls are getting their second wind after beating a few bad
teams. Patsies are still playing sissies like the Cards....did I leave anyone out?
JS
<< <i>Its a funny thing you ask, Stalin would run a route down the field and suddenly without answer the
defense would disappear!
The 'Answer" if it is your namesake would be the tank that just decimated a field of innocent people....if it was you, its because you already live in a dreamworld so the disappearance is an easy one.
ok, this officially ends the Stalin talk...let focus here...football....remember that? Bucs had started a bit slow
but are going to get back on track this week. Philly is a phony, we all know that. Vikings score a lot of
points, but they also GIVE UP a lot of points. Cowgirls are getting their second wind after beating a few bad
teams. Patsies are still playing sissies like the Cards....did I leave anyone out?
As long as Joe Stalin is your chosen name and you have a "past" more notorious than Hester Prynne and "The Scarlett Letter", the name is fair game.....as far as getting back to football???
Later
JS >>