When did the Yanks aquire Bung Yung Kim??

joestalin

Playoff Preview? Gotta love that AT Yankee Stadium..Jeter/Giambi/Matsui/Posada 0-16 against the
worse pitcher on the staff..what is going to happen when they have to face Shil or Pedro?

My my my it is pretty quiet here!

JS

Gemmy10

Stick to your Bungling Bucs and Faultering Fillies. He He

joestalin

How does George live with himself writing checks for several thousands per player and they all go
0-16?? Man these guys looked sad! You gotta defend your home turf or you aren't going to do squat
in the playoffs! We already know that the sox own you in their stadium....nice Kim pickup though, will
he be joining you through the playoffs?

LMAO
JS

EvilleKlownie

Gemmy10

EvilleKlownie,

Yeah, that's funny. Fits in perfect. Besides Sux players looking like slobs, has Boston management totally gone nuts and allowed the players to pee on the playing field? If so, how very sad.

Gemmy10

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Gemmy10

Charlie Brown = Bosux

Lucy = Yankees

Happens every year, LOL

abmluce

I know every year us sox fans say its our time. Sigh.

This time it's for real!

murcerfan

Clearly the Yankees are no match for the Red Sox