Funny Ebay disclaimer
EagleEyeKid
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A friend emailed me this disclaimer someone put on his/her Ebay auction. Thought it was pretty funny.
>>Who We Will Not Ship To:
IMPORTANT NOTE: We will not ship to Canada, France, Germany and Indonesia. NO EXCEPTIONS. Additionally, we will immediately refund anyone who causes us aggravation. If you pay promptly, we will ship your order. We do not want to steal your money and leave town. If you inquire about your order, we will provide an update. We endeavour to ship promptly but occasionally fall behind. If you cannot understand that or are impatient, please do not bid. Also, if you are a know-it-all and quote FCC rules and/or other such nonsense, we will cancel your order and issue an immediate refund. We do not want to do business with morons or anyone who is not understanding and reasonable. We run our business, our way and no one dictates how, where, when or why we conduct business. And yes, we're very independent and get rid of aggravation promptly. Bottomline... don't bust them and just exercise good common sense and put yourself in our shoes. We apologize to those good ebayers who have to read this nonsense but we get some real winners. <<
>>Who We Will Not Ship To:
IMPORTANT NOTE: We will not ship to Canada, France, Germany and Indonesia. NO EXCEPTIONS. Additionally, we will immediately refund anyone who causes us aggravation. If you pay promptly, we will ship your order. We do not want to steal your money and leave town. If you inquire about your order, we will provide an update. We endeavour to ship promptly but occasionally fall behind. If you cannot understand that or are impatient, please do not bid. Also, if you are a know-it-all and quote FCC rules and/or other such nonsense, we will cancel your order and issue an immediate refund. We do not want to do business with morons or anyone who is not understanding and reasonable. We run our business, our way and no one dictates how, where, when or why we conduct business. And yes, we're very independent and get rid of aggravation promptly. Bottomline... don't bust them and just exercise good common sense and put yourself in our shoes. We apologize to those good ebayers who have to read this nonsense but we get some real winners. <<
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they won't ship to Canada but they'll ship to Ethiopia, Haiti, Iraq, etc.? ummm, ok
Nice disclamer.. I think that was one of the emotional tirades that someone put up after having dealt with some schlep via email... Too funny.
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