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Help! I need Opium!!!

I'm fresh out. Pandrews?




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7 MVP awards, the single season HR record, career walks record, single season walks record, 700HR/500SB, and two batting titles near 40 years old. How can one argue that those aren't stats of the greatest to ever play the game??? All this and there is still more to come!!!! Bonds:2005 NL MVP. Or are you going to doubt him again?

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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    actually, opium is hard to come by down here.. once a year or so i'll know of somebody holdin' some, and its usually some hippie, or some weirdo in the Five Points area.. easier to come by are Oxycontin's, which vary in price depending on what mg strength you want. I can actually score you a better deal on the OC's (Oxycontins, not "Off Center") than most.. i can get 80mg pills from a father/son duo named Bob & Mike.. they live back in the woods and Bob is on 100% permanent disability.. he cant drive to work because if he remains in the "sitting" position for more than 10-12 minutes, his lower body goes numb.. Mike is just some weird kid with an odor problem he inherited from his father, Bob.. they have a grossly overweight German Shepherd that also appears to be completely disabled..

    yet they would rather trade their doctor prescribed medications for weed, to a guy i know named Marco who licks the "coating" off the pills, and shoots them up..

    i think he normally scores the 80mgs for $15-20, which is the going rate for 20mgs, (80mgs can bring up to $50 or more last i heard, especially if you can sell the to some wealthy southside dude).. of course the hard part would be getting Marco to part with his dear Oxycontins before he boots them in his arm..

    this sad story is probably all fiction.. so dont be too depressed by the tale of Bob & Mike

    edited to say, Oxycontins are more comparable to heroin than they are to opium, but i THINK they are classified as an "Opiate"? i'm not sure..
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  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭
  • If you ever run out of Oxycontin you can always stop by Jeff Allison's house, for the opium you might have to go and see Josh Hamilton.
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>for the opium you might have to go and see Josh Hamilton. >>



    i thought he snorted too much coke.. ?
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