A note to JAY W. and DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA)

dude · July 1, 2004 4:01AM

I AM REQUESTING THAT NO ONE RESPOND TO THIS POSTING FIRST OF ALL AS I WILL NO LONGER POSTING OR RESPONDING TO THIS ISSUE.

TO DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA)
IT TURNS OUT I OWE DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA) AN APOLOGY. I DO NOT HAVE PROOF THAT DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA) WAS THE ACTUAL MASTERMIND OF THE MOONLANDING CONSPIRACY NOR WAS INVOLVED WITH ANY ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, OR THAT DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA) WAS BEHIND THE GRASSY KNOLL ON NOVEMBER 22, 1963 IN DALLAS. I APOLOGIZE FOR GIVING THAT IMPRESSION ON ANY POSTINGS BY ME.
DUDE

TO JAY W.
I WILL DISCUSS A FEW ISSUES WITH YOU VIA E-MAIL/PM AND APPRECIATE YOUR QUICK RESPONSES BACK TO ME.

Vargha · July 1, 2004 4:05AM

See? I told you that he had no proof.

carew4me · July 1, 2004 4:07AM

However, VARGHA is rigging the pork belly market.

I KNOW IT FOR A FACT!

thegemmintman · July 1, 2004 4:09AM

<< I DO NOT HAVE PROOF THAT DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA) WAS THE ACTUAL MASTERMIND OF THE MOONLANDING CONSPIRACY NOR WAS INVOLVED WITH ANY ALIEN ABDUCTIONS >>

Yeah, but he manipulated the VarghaBucks market for many years before the feds stepped in!

joker73 · July 1, 2004 4:09AM

Formal retractions are so outdated ...

pandrews · July 1, 2004 4:11AM

will i be contacted by David's lawyers if i continue to implicate his involvement in the moonlanding conspiracy? i wholeheartedly believe he is guilty.

joker73 · July 1, 2004 4:14AM

<< OR THAT DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA) WAS BEHIND THE GRASSY KNOLL ON NOVEMBER 22, 1963 IN DALLAS >>

How in the world could a one-armed ... oh, never mind.

goodriddance189 · July 1, 2004 4:29AM

i smell a lawsuit

Scumbi · July 1, 2004 4:36AM

I think this thread provides us all with a good chance to apologize for the many mistakes we've made over the years.

First, I'd like to apologize to the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas. About ten years ago, I was staying there when I got the worst respiratory cold of all time. I coudln't breathe and I was hocking up green golfball of phlegm. Too weak to make it to the bathroom, I just spit them on the shag carpeting next to the bed.

Second, I'd like to apologize to all the little people I've treated with contempt for no reason other than I'm a pretty big stud. None of you deserved to be belittled, but whiny people with acne are easy targets that are not easily ignored.

I'd like to apologize to Darla Boyd. She was the hottest girl I ever dated. Her body was a like a 5 foot 10 inch lollipop. She was 21 and I was 33. Every minute I was with her was heaven. However, she wanted to wait before losing her virginity. After three months, I lost my temper and deprived her of my lovemaking skills. Darla, I'm sorry.

I'd like to apologize to my parents for tampering with their brakes. Although, they are now both brain dead, I promise to make it up with extra turnings so they don't die with bed sores.

Last, I'd like to apologize to Jesus. I've often made fun of Jesus because he wouldn't allow the kids to nail a basketball hoop to his chest while he was up on the crucifix. After years of contemplation, I realize Jesus probably didn't endorse athletics and I was a bit hard on him. May his next coming be filled with talk show appearances and a ticker tape parade.

I feel better and I won't be sued now. It's going to be an out of hand Thursday.

s.

pandrews · July 1, 2004 4:40AM

<< First, I'd like to apologize to the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas. About ten years ago, I was staying there when I got the worst respiratory cold of all time. I coudln't breathe and I was hocking up green golfball of phlegm. Too weak to make it to the bathroom, I just spit them on the shag carpeting next to the bed.
>>

on that note, i'd like to apologize to the flea-bag HOLIDAY MOTEL (No, not Holiday Inn) in Vegas, on the strip.. across from the Stratosphere.. I too left vomit and other bodily fluids on the shag carpet, but it had nothing to do with a respiratory cold..

SoFLPhillyFan · July 1, 2004 5:31AM

Exactly the reason why I carry Luminol and a black light when I travel.

Now as for the home, it's not needed - the wife and I freely distribute DNA throughout whenever possible. She uses it for lab studies. No joke she's about to get her degree in crime scene technology. She can watch an autopsy while eating chips and salsa. If I ever cheated on her she would bag my shorts and nail me for sure.

As for the original post - wasn't there a thread that claimed toppsgun was on the grassy knoll that day in November?

jrinck · July 1, 2004 6:32AM

I don't know what ruse you're trying to pull over our eyes, but it is intuitively obvious, even to the casual observer, that Vargha is the "Badgeman" from Grassy Knoll fame.

We're not that stupid.

dude · July 1, 2004 6:50AM

I wasn't aware of the Badgeman identity, but it's a pretty well known fact that Vargha was the Sound Man for this early '60's "garage band".

Aknot · July 1, 2004 6:54AM

<< I don't know what ruse you're trying to pull over our eyes, but it is intuitively obvious, even to the casual observer, that Vargha is the "Badgeman" from Grassy Knoll fame.

We're not that stupid. >>

I am now after reading this post. 6 million brain cells just went running for the exit after I read this.

grilloj39 · July 1, 2004 7:00AM

<< First, I'd like to apologize to the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas. About ten years ago, I was staying there when I got the worst respiratory cold of all time. I coudln't breathe and I was hocking up green golfball of phlegm. Too weak to make it to the bathroom, I just spit them on the shag carpeting next to the bed.

Second, I'd like to apologize to all the little people I've treated with contempt for no reason other than I'm a pretty big stud. None of you deserved to be belittled, but whiny people with acne are easy targets that are not easily ignored.

I'd like to apologize to Darla Boyd. She was the hottest girl I ever dated. Her body was a like a 5 foot 10 inch lollipop. She was 21 and I was 33. Every minute I was with her was heaven. However, she wanted to wait before losing her virginity. After three months, I lost my temper and deprived her of my lovemaking skills. Darla, I'm sorry.

I'd like to apologize to my parents for tampering with their brakes. Although, they are now both brain dead, I promise to make it up with extra turnings so they don't die with bed sores.

Last, I'd like to apologize to Jesus. I've often made fun of Jesus because he wouldn't allow the kids to nail a basketball hoop to his chest while he was up on the crucifix. After years of contemplation, I realize Jesus probably didn't endorse athletics and I was a bit hard on him. May his next coming be filled with talk show appearances and a ticker tape parade.

I feel better and I won't be sued now. It's going to be an out of hand Thursday.

s. >>

Scumbi...you were funny up until the second to last paragraph...I'm no saint but I don't see how you can find that humorous. Here's a little advice, leave the religious wisecracks out of your posts...your're a funny guy, and you don't have to stoop to that level to continue to be funny.

jrinck · July 1, 2004 7:01AM

<< 

<< I don't know what ruse you're trying to pull over our eyes, but it is intuitively obvious, even to the casual observer, that Vargha is the "Badgeman" from Grassy Knoll fame.

We're not that stupid. >>

I am now after reading this post. 6 million brain cells just went running for the exit after I read this. >>

The pain you feel is those 6 million cells fleeing from the truth.

I should know, I was hanging around behind that fence when all that stuff went down that day in Dallas. I got a good view of the whole thing, and managed to duck away just seconds before Abraham's camera panned my way.

SoFLPhillyFan · July 1, 2004 7:30AM

A few more posts about Dallas 1963 and we'll all be investigated under the PATRIOT Act.

Wup, wup, wup, wup.......too late...... the black copters are already here.

Machodoc · July 1, 2004 7:44AM

I won't believe a word Vargha says until he comes clean about Jimmy Hoffa...

Steve

RobE · July 1, 2004 7:58AM

You see.This is why using the simple word of "suspect" when questioning a situation with no concrete proof.With only that much information,it should just sit in the evidence room.I've seen some "things" but I'm not exactly sure what to make of it?....Perhaps one of the grammar specialists can phraze it better.

Heh.People accuse ebay of allowing shifty business.I wonder if they are going to come here and put a stop to that too.

Now in total contradiction of the above...

David Vargha's daughter is going to be the first person on foot to beat Lance Armstrong in a marathon.

Dave's no slouch either.

RobE · July 1, 2004 8:00AM

<< I won't believe a word Vargha says until he comes clean about Jimmy Hoffa...

Steve >>

Steve,I saw a special on Hoffa and they dug up the endzone in Giants stadium.

Guess what the found?....

NickM · July 1, 2004 8:32AM

Scumbi - I'm sure the hotel never noticed. It's not like they clean the carpets there. Actually, they prefer phlegm to most other bodily fluids, although not as much as bile. Its acidity and digestive enzymes keep things from growing in the carpet

dude and pandrews - of course the moon landing was a conspiracy. Does anyone really believe Neil Armstrong was operating the camera by remote control? Of course not. There was someone else involved. The truth is out there.

TO ALL:
IT TURNS OUT I OWE DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA) AN APOLOGY. I HAVE NO ACTUAL PROOF HE WAS INVOLVED WITH THE CAT MUTILATIONS AS PART OF A PSATANIC CULT. IN FACT, THE TRUTH IS THAT HE, LIKE ANY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MALE, JUST HATES CATS AND THROWS FIRECRACKERS AT THEM FOR FUN. I APOLOGIZE FOR GIVING THE WRONG IMPRESSION IN ANY POSTINGS BY ME.

Nick

calleocho · July 1, 2004 9:14AM

LMAO!

pandrews · July 1, 2004 9:19AM

i stole this great pic from an old post by BKAH..

Vargha · July 2, 2004 3:31AM

It was indeed cats, but it wasn't firecrackers. That is a flat-out lie.

A note to JAY W. and DAVID VARGHA (VARGHA)

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