Mrs. Watta Crock's Estate?
JrGMan2004
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Go BIG or GO HOME. ©Bill
<< <i>Mrs. Watta Crock's Estate? >>
Hey! That's trademarked!
Russ, NCNE
Just the description itself was to outrageous to beleive!
Fresh from the estate of the late Mrs. Watta Crock. Mrs. Crock and her (also late) sister Mrs. Thisisa Crock, spent decades squirreling away wheat cents, filling up empty beer kegs, (they were heavy drinkers), and burying the kegs in their back yard.
After Mrs. Watta Crock passed on, a local developer discovered the buried kegs while excavating the property in preparation for the construction of a Starbucks. He was somewhat disappointed that the kegs were filled with pennies and not beer (also a heavy drinker). Dutifully, though, he passed on the HUGE HOARD OF UNSEARCHED WHEATIES to the Crock family's estate attorneys at the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
snapmohr
<< <i>THis was very entertaining , the guy must also be a "big drinker" or maybe dipping into some whacky weed to actually try to pull this off as an actual estate hoard. Did anyone notice that the bidding has ended but the supposed date for the end of auction is not until the 8th. E-bay must have put a hault to his joke of a sale! Good for a laugh unless you were one of the idiots who actually bid on the Watta Crock estate, 18 to be exact. Just the description itself was to outrageous to beleive! Fresh from the estate of the late Mrs. Watta Crock. Mrs. Crock and her (also late) sister Mrs. Thisisa Crock, spent decades squirreling away wheat cents, filling up empty beer kegs, (they were heavy drinkers), and burying the kegs in their back yard. After Mrs. Watta Crock passed on, a local developer discovered the buried kegs while excavating the property in preparation for the construction of a Starbucks. He was somewhat disappointed that the kegs were filled with pennies and not beer (also a heavy drinker). Dutifully, though, he passed on the HUGE HOARD OF UNSEARCHED WHEATIES to the Crock family's estate attorneys at the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
Do you realize that it is from our very own Russ and he did it as a spoof? Also, the end date is the 8th of FEBRUARY, so the auction is nearly a month old.
Tom
Thanks Russ!!!
<< <i> the guy must also be a "big drinker" or maybe dipping into some whacky weed >>
<< <i>THis was very entertaining , the guy must also be a "big drinker" or maybe dipping into some whacky weed to actually try to pull this off as an actual estate hoard. >>
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n. pl. par·o·dies
A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule. See Synonyms at caricature.
The genre of literature comprising such works.
Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty: The trial was a parody of justice.
Music. The practice of reworking an already established composition, especially the incorporation into the Mass of material borrowed from other works, such as motets or madrigals.
To make a parody of. See Synonyms at imitate.
BTW, I don't drink or smoke dope, but I do get a good laugh out of people who can't see a joke even when it's that obvious.
Russ, NCNE
Russ, NCNE
<< <i>how much money did Russ make off the Crock's estate? >>
I lost money. The sharks at Dewey, Cheatum and Howe were brutal negotiators.
Russ, NCNE
Russ, NCNE
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