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Possibly the WORST Ebay description.......ever!

I guess they don't teach grammar in Candyland:

Ebay 1986 Fleer basketball box

Did you make it though reading the whole thing?
Vote for your favorite line, I like:

"Also This box Will Arrive as soon as Payment is Received" image
"I'd like to apologize to one person in particular, the man who won the 'name the team' contest and got lifetime season tickets.''

- Pittsburgh Maulers President Paul Martha, whose USFL club folded after one season.

Comments

  • No, I couldn't finish reading it.

    I stopped at the following fragment:

    "For someone who is a Big Collector ."

  • qualitycardsqualitycards Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭


    << <i>This Box is Unopened and its Guarantee's Unopened >>


    Ya gotta like the sellers guarantee image ...jay


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    << <i>This Box is Unopened and its Guarantee's Unopened >>


    Ya gotta like the sellers guarantee image ...jay >>




    Yeah, good deal. This also is cute:
    "That i will be selling but it isnt my original picture due to the fact that i am new to ebay and i dont have a camera to be taking and uploading pics that is something i will be looking forward to doing."

    Great new sellers are poppong up on Ebay everyday.
  • Incredible! Thanks for the link. How old do you think this person is? BTW - I also like the fixed $35 shipping cost.
    Wise men learn more from fools than fools learn from the wise.

  • KING KELLOGGKING KELLOGG Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭
    I wonder where that "phantom CAPS key" comes in from every so often.....



    40 million folks on eBay.......a few, not too bright...



    Thanks for the laugh...




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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>
    Yeah, good deal. This also is cute:
    "That i will be selling but it isnt my original picture due to the fact that i am new to ebay and i dont have a camera to be taking and uploading pics that is something i will be looking forward to doing."

    Great new sellers are poppong up on Ebay everyday. >>



    dude that is the SAME exact sentence that I was gettin ready to quote, now I see you beat me to it.. I love that he "will be looking forward to doing" uploading pics..
    ·p_A·
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ranorama



    << <i>That i will be selling but it isnt my original picture due to the fact that i am new to ebay and i dont have a camera to be taking and uploading pics that is something i will be looking forward to doing. >>



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  • Did anyone give that listed number a buzz to see what's on the other end?


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    << <i>This Box is Unopened and its Guarantee's Unopened >>


    Ya gotta like the sellers guarantee image ...jay >>




    Hmmn, that box sure looks opened to me.
    Looking for...
    T206 HOFers in PSA 4
    E93 Standard Caramel
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  • 550 hits and no bids yet. Hmmm is this telling the seller something? I dought if he even noticed.


    Ed
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  • helionauthelionaut Posts: 1,555 ✭✭
    908 is in central New Jersey. If I still lived in PHL, it might be worth a trip to see what is up. I'm amazed no one has bid on it yet, even as a goof.
    WANTED:
    2005 Origins Old Judge Brown #/20 and Black 1/1s, 2000 Ultimate Victory Gold #/25
    2004 UD Legends Bake McBride autos & parallels, and 1974 Topps #601 PSA 9
    Rare Grady Sizemore parallels, printing plates, autographs

    Nothing on ebay
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