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name some people (athletes) with the most obscene sounding names

i just ran across a 1976 topps football "Jean FUGETT" (prolly pronounced different, but it looks almost obsene)
and another one is "Pete Vuckovitch".. errr.. one of the first cards I ever owned (and I still got it) was a 1985 fleer RUSTY KUNTZ..
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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey


    << <i>Re: Baseball by Marc Lipshiz >>


    OK....if his Lipshiz, what does his a$$ do? By the way, there is a programmed censor that made me take out the T!!!
    Mike


    << <i>the Cardinals minor league system, they have an IF by the name of Dick "Stubby" Clap. now that's a cursed name. i also went to school with a guy named Harold (he went by Harry) Butt. >>




    << <i>"This is the kind of kid that is the heart and soul of all successful teams," said head coach Jack Goff. >>

    Mike
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Hey



    << <i>Re: Baseball by Marc Lipshiz >>



    OK....if his Lipshiz, what does his a$$ do? By the way, there is a programmed censor that made me take out the T!!!

    Mike



    << <i>the Cardinals minor league system, they have an IF by the name of Dick "Stubby" Clap. now that's a cursed name. i also went to school with a guy named Harold (he went by Harry) Butt. >>

    >>



    of course everybodys heard of Dick Trickle
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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    pandrews

    Good one! image

    Mike
    Mike
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    and for some reason "Gary Pettis" sounds kinda vulgar
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    and Rollie Fingers
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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well on that note I think I'm all Peter'd out!

    Take it easy and thanx for the entertainment

    Mike
    Mike
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    Dick Butkus.

    That one was just too easy.

    And while Dick Trickle may be funnier, NASCAR is not a sport. It's really cool car crashes interrupted by left turns.

    Nick
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    Reap the whirlwind.

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  • goodriddance189goodriddance189 Posts: 2,388 ✭✭
    Rusty Kuntz
  • bowlkingbowlking Posts: 71
    I think there was a player named Dick Such in the '70s
    Always wanting odd-ball Nolan Ryan's.
  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
    I always used to chuckle when I found Pete LaC-ck cards back in the 70's...

    (I can't even post his name, its censored!)
    image
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ctsoxfan

    Hey I forgot about him - remember his dad was Peter Marshall who was a gamehshow host. Good one!!

    Mike
    Mike
  • goodriddance189goodriddance189 Posts: 2,388 ✭✭
    Reggie Cleveland- it cracked me up when i figured out this guy is actually white
  • CWCW Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Rusty Kuntz >>



    Ahh, ya beat me to it!
    (by 3 & 1/2 hours) image
  • TheRoachTheRoach Posts: 483
    How about a player on the Dallas Cowboys named Jim SCHWANTZ. Maybe it's just me.

    Wasn't there a shortstop in the 70's named Harry Buttcrack? I think he had a career average of .240 or so. Kinda crappy.

    Then there was the infamous Jeff Dingleberry who played center for the Knickerbockers in the early 80's.....



    TheRoach



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    7 MVP awards, the single season HR record, career walks record, single season walks record, 700HR/500SB, and two batting titles near 40 years old. How can one argue that those aren't stats of the greatest to ever play the game??? All this and there is still more to come!!!! Bonds:2005 NL MVP. Or are you going to doubt him again?
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Rusty Kuntz >>



    Ahh, ya beat me to it!
    (by 3 & 1/2 hours) image >>



    i beat all of yall to rusty kuntz in the first post. image
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>How about a player on the Dallas Cowboys named Jim SCHWANTZ. Maybe it's just me.

    Wasn't there a shortstop in the 70's named Harry Buttcrack? I think he had a career average of .240 or so. Kinda crappy.

    Then there was the infamous Jeff Dingleberry who played center for the Knickerbockers in the early 80's.....
    image >>



    schwantz is dirty soundin if ya ask me.. as for HARRY BUTTCRACK, LOL, i wont believe it 'til i see it.. theres no way anybody's ever been named HARRY BUTTCRACK.. =)
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    << <i>i beat all of yall to rusty kuntz in the first post. image >>



    D'OH!
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Have you guys seen the press release about Chris Simms trying out for baseball? Not College, but MLB. He said it has been his lifelong dream to play with Mike sWeenie. Sorry, couldn't resist. >>

    image

    OK - who would you guys like to have played with? I'm goin' with Britney!

    Mike
    Mike
  • brianwintersfanbrianwintersfan Posts: 3,626 ✭✭
    Baseball player Dick Pole
  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dick Post, running back for the SD Chargers in the early 1970's.

    Steve
  • helionauthelionaut Posts: 1,555 ✭✭
    If this isn't a registry set in the making, I don't know what is.

    I always thought Dick Butkus was the funniest, grossest sounding name when I was a kid (guess I still do), and I always found it ironic, or something like it, that he was also the toughest, meanest, nastiest player. Overcompensating, I guess.

    It's not sports, but here in Texas there's a supermarket chain called H.E.B. It stands for the store's founder, Harry E. Butt. Never fails to get a laugh when you announce you are going to the Butt, and do I need to bring anyone back anything?
    WANTED:
    2005 Origins Old Judge Brown #/20 and Black 1/1s, 2000 Ultimate Victory Gold #/25
    2004 UD Legends Bake McBride autos & parallels, and 1974 Topps #601 PSA 9
    Rare Grady Sizemore parallels, printing plates, autographs

    Nothing on ebay
  • thejamthejam Posts: 164 ✭
    then there is B.M. Handler , Phillip McCavitee, Joe Adco*k, and C(asey) Cox,
  • SouthsiderSouthsider Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭
    Hmm, possible set registry idea here. image
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    thejam - don't forget about Larry Cox and Bobby Cox if you're going that route.

    Nick
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  • lommerlommer Posts: 160 ✭✭
    Racing makes my Dick Trickle...

    Growing up in Wisconsin, I was able to watch Trickle race frequently at a lot of the local short tracks. In the 80's, Trickle used to once and awhile give away the trophies he won. I have a signed trophy that he won at the White race of the White, Red and Blue Series at the Wisconsin International Raceway in Kaukauna, WI. I also have a picture of me and my brothers with him and the trophy when he signed it. It's a cool conversation piece in the rec room. Tricke is a very nice guy, but has a hell of a funny name.

    Chad
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>thejam - don't forget about Larry Cox and Bobby Cox if you're going that route.

    Nick >>



    bobby cox is a great one!
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  • GoSoxBoSoxGoSoxBoSox Posts: 1,103
    Dave Butz
    There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Head Coach: Rick Boner. >>



    << <i>"We have more depth this year than we did last season. >>


    Me and Pan-man started something here that has taken on a life of its own! I like that!
    I don't know if a guy named Boner should be talking about depth?image
    Mike
    Mike
  • StonegateStonegate Posts: 68
    One of my favorites is Mike Hunt (saying it running the words together), you can find him in the 1910 E99 Bishop & Company Pacific Coast League set.

    Another along those lines is Dick Kerr (run those words together again) -- you can find him in the E121 American Carmel Sets in 1921 and 1922.

    And then, there is the classic Titman of Richmond in the 1910 Old Mill T210 Series 2 set of minor league baseball players -- no first name.

    Kevin



  • toppsguntoppsgun Posts: 787 ✭
    How about the only Russian ever to make the majors?

    Ivan Rotchercokov
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>World Anti-Doping Agency chairman Dick Pound slams MLB’s new policy on steroids a "complete joke" >>



    Ouch! I bet that hurts... ya know the Bobby Cox and Dick Pole names remind of the question: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

    Mike
    Mike
  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ron Tugnutt

  • theBobstheBobs Posts: 1,136 ✭✭
    Stubby Clapp
    Where have you gone Dave Vargha
    CU turns its lonely eyes to you
    What's the you say, Mrs Robinson
    Vargha bucks have left and gone away?

    hey hey hey
    hey hey hey
  • BasiloneBasilone Posts: 2,492 ✭✭

    Pete LaCo*ck
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    Cleveland Browns kicker Don C@CKROFT
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  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not really obscene, but very funny.....ex Cleveland Brown RB Fair Hookerimage
  • goodriddance189goodriddance189 Posts: 2,388 ✭✭
    Ben Gay, RB for the Browns
  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ex Bengals RB Boobie Clark
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    vikings linebacker Jeff SIEMON?

    Rams wide receiver Billy WADDY?
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    jerry KOOSMAN?
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    dick groat, pirates shortstop
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