1,300th post non-giveaway-NON-WINNERS ANNOUNCED IN LAST THREAD

danglen · January 4, 2004 5:01AM

Since we have been having so many giveaways lately (which I know is a tradition on the Darkside), just to be different, and to commemorate the non-historic passing of my 1,300th post, I am hereby running a non-giveaway contest. Everyone who enters will incredibly win ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

I believe this may be the first time in Darkside history that we have had an official "non-giveaway". So feel free to enter as many times as you want. The deadline to determine who will win "Absoloutely Nothing" will be the end of the FUN Show. The images you see are of the prizes everyone entering will NOT win

newbiecollector · January 4, 2004 5:05AM

WOW......... I'm in for this one!!

Thanks.......

Aethelred · January 4, 2004 5:11AM

Wow, this is great. Please non-enter me.

Fairlaneman · January 4, 2004 5:13AM

A donation was going to be made for your give away but since the give away is for giggles and kicks the coin will be kept here. Please enter me anyway and I Thank You for the chance to win.

Ken

cosmicdebris · January 4, 2004 5:14AM

Geez I guess shipping won't cost much

danglen · January 4, 2004 5:16AM

<< <i> Geez I guess shipping won't cost much >>

Just to add a bit of excitement to this non-giveaway, all non-winners will have their non-winnings overnighted via FedEx.....NOT

tbirde56 · January 4, 2004 5:21AM

Please enter me!
I will also contribute 16 free neutrinos to any non-winner's non-winnings!

danglen · January 4, 2004 5:22AM

Non-donations are pouring in!!!!! Who would have imagined it?

theboz11 · January 4, 2004 5:26AM

Placeme in the NOT catagory

1jester · January 4, 2004 5:30AM

Sour grapes!! I didn't want to win anything anyway!!!

danglen · January 4, 2004 5:38AM

<< <i> Sour grapes!! I didn't want to win anything anyway!!! >>

This is your lucky day...you won't!

trozau · January 4, 2004 5:39AM

Here's another non-donation for this non-giveaway. All non-winners: enjoy!

ajaan · January 4, 2004 5:41AM

Enter me into the nothingness giveaway.

nwcs · January 4, 2004 5:43AM

Hey, I think I have a great chance of winning this one!

oldshep · January 4, 2004 5:49AM

I can win this one for sure.
Shep

mongoose · January 4, 2004 6:03AM

This is just too good to pass on, please enter me!

ajaan · January 4, 2004 6:10AM

Dan,
I think you have created the very first darkside cheat thread. Congrats.

trozau · January 4, 2004 6:25AM

This non-giveaway still going? Well let me not enter again!

laurentyvan · January 4, 2004 6:29AM

I cannot not refuse to participate in a non-involving way
in this unlooked for "Danglen delightful non-giveaway."

No pressure, no worrying about where packages are, this is great!

Compa · January 4, 2004 7:00AM

Can we still enter if we have won nothing in the past?

If so, I'm in!

wybrit · January 4, 2004 7:06AM

Please enter ajaan for me. Thanks!

Coincracker · January 4, 2004 10:28AM

Hey, put me in for this one. Thoughs are great non coins, that someone won't win.
Thanks for the chance.

Coincracker · January 4, 2004 10:30AM

Oh, what the heck, put me in again. I really don't want to win this one.

rhound1977 · January 4, 2004 10:38AM

Please enter me !!!!!!!!... I will pick up my non-prize at the NON F.U.N. show at your Non- booth........

Will I have to pay the Florida Non-tax on this non-item?

trozau · January 4, 2004 1:23PM

Since there hasn't been any non-official non-winner undeclared yet, let me not enter this non-giveaway again!

trozau · January 4, 2004 1:24PM

And again just to make sure I don't win!

JohnZ · January 4, 2004 1:31PM

Being a student of Zen Buddhism, I find your gift of nothingness very touching.

SYRACUSIAN · January 4, 2004 3:26PM

<< <i>Being a student of Zen Buddhism,.. >>

I thought that you were a student of Polish numismatics John. You should ellaborate on the subject some day. Really, I mean it. I just don't frequent the open very often (in case you've posted similar topics there).

trozau, enter as many times as you want,but please post the reverse of this coin next time (I can't stand this aged portrait)

I'm not in.

JohnZ · January 4, 2004 3:55PM

I thought that you were a student of Polish numismatics John. You should ellaborate on the subject some day. Really, I mean it. I just don't frequent the open very often (in case you've posted similar topics there).

In fact, I find comparative religion fascinating. However, I was just making a joke. Not funny if you have to explain it I guess.

For instance: "What do you give the Dalai Lama for his birthday? An empty box." Then he says "Wow! Nothing! It's what I always wanted!"

Or, "How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one NOT to screw it in."

ccrdragon · January 4, 2004 8:32PM

Wow - cool idea!

newbiecollector · January 4, 2004 8:41PM

NOW WAIT A SEC...............

I was the first to post a NON-Reply..... I should by rite be the first non-winner, of the non-giveaway contest.......

Don't you agree, or is this a non-reply?

farthing · January 4, 2004 9:33PM

Will you non-ship overseas? If so, I'm in!

Shipcoin · January 5, 2004 3:11AM

I would like to win some photos from the FUN ( as you say, these pictures will be the prise!) because, unfortunatelly I won't be able to participate that great meeting. So, please post here (or you can PM ) me some pictures from there , the you'll make them... and if I'll can already choose the pictures, I'll prefer the pic. of whole body of Althered...I'm still waiting to the complete one sample...

danglen · January 6, 2004 5:04AM

OK, still a few days to go before the end of the FUN Show, which coincides with the end of this non-giveaway. So you still have a chance to enter and not win anything. This is also a chance for non-US residents to participate, as the non-winners will not receive their non-winnings worldwide.

trozau · January 6, 2004 6:39AM

Oh okay, sign me up again to not win nothing!

danglen · January 12, 2004 9:58AM

OK, the FUN Show is over and everyone that entered won ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I want to let all you non-winners know that your non-winnings were not shipped today, so if anyone gets them, please contact me so that I can rectify the mistake by taking them back.

rhound1977 · January 12, 2004 10:03AM

Return postage guaranteed? I only promise to return nothing if you pay nothing for it's return....

newbiecollector · January 12, 2004 10:30AM

I am happy to let you know that I have already not received my non-winnings.

Thanks fpr the not fast shipment......

oldshep · January 12, 2004 10:36AM

Yipee - I didn't win another one.
Shep

laserart · January 12, 2004 11:48AM

I don't think I entered but I want a non-refund.

elverno · January 12, 2004 11:59AM

Please don't throw my name into the hat twice... Thanks!

lordmarcovan · January 12, 2004 12:15PM

<< <i>Please don't throw my name into the hat twice... Thanks! >>

Actually, Dan did get a hat at the show...

wybrit · January 12, 2004 12:18PM

Congratulations to all of the winners!

JohnZ · January 12, 2004 2:28PM

Dammit. I just got something. Why do I always lose these giveaways??!!

Take it back Dan. Now!

1jester · January 13, 2004 4:48AM

Danglen, thanks....................................

for NOTHING!!!!!

Fairlaneman · January 13, 2004 8:43AM

Just a excellent way to make a Newbie here welcome.....a Winner right off the bat. I Thank You.......

Ken

1,300th post non-giveaway-NON-WINNERS ANNOUNCED IN LAST THREAD

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