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'Twas the night before Christmas...

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a creature was stirring, not even Vargha; image
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes they'd be filled with PSA 10s, so rare;




The collectors were nestled all snug in their beds,
While delusions of grandeur danced in their heads;
Searching through oddballs, King Kellogg with his crown,
Was out like a light after the last beer he'd downed, image
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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tripping over kracked Kelloggs that were meant for the trash.
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The moon on the slab of a PSA 6,
Reminds me that submitting cards is not a quick fix,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
It's Carl Yastrzemski in '63 Fleer,
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'70 Topps Supers, so large and so thick,
I paused for a moment and then thanked St. Nick.
His bag overflowed with Mint Hall of Fame,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
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"Now, AARON! now, MANTLE! now, RUTH and BERRA!
On, SCHMIDT! on KOUFAX! on, MAYS and CEPEDA!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
The slabs they stacked up and I owned them all!"
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He spoke not a word, but kept plugging away,
Filling the gaps, so I won't need ebay,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, He dropped a Pete Rose;
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Then He sprang to his feet and ran to his sleigh,
And away he flew after leaving Clemente.
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But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
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Happy Holidays to all!

JEB.

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