Dud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius - Mr. Grieving Grandson Zero Feedback Private Auction Guy

dude · December 21, 2003 9:51AM

Dud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(singer: “Real Men of Genius”)

Today we salute you, Mr. Grieving Grandson Zero Feedback Private Auction Guy
(singer: “Mr. Grieving Grandson Zero Feedback Private Auction Guy”)

Just minutes after joining eBay, you received the bad news that old Gramps died.
But the good news is that he left you the mother lode of baseball cards, but its bad
news again because you have go to college and sell it right now.
(singer: "He died again?")

So you list your T206 Honus Wagner PSA 8 card on eBay and share your sad story. Sure,
there’s always some wiseguy who e-mails you and questions your salesmanship, but you
take it all in stride and tell him, “Sure I have the card Bucko -- I’ve got a scan of it don’t I?”
(singer: “Have I seen that card somewhere before?”

You tell them it’s a private auction because you don’t want all those other T206 Wagner
PSA 8 sellers interfering with your bidders and it’s a strictly cash deal to be sent to a Tijuana
mailing address.
(singer: " Small, Unmarked U.S. Currency Only!")

So crack open an ice-cold Dud Light, you grandson of good fortune, but be very careful amigo -
because there’s a lot of bad people out there trying to rip other people off.
(singer: “Mr. Grieving Grandson Zero Feedback Private Auction Guy”)