Still waiting for the Blue Berry Pie. [From Turkey Day 2003.]
Fairlaneman
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He said he baked this with freshly picked Blue Berries. I say he is full of Poo because Blue Berries do not ripen at this time of the year. Actually I think he has Hi-jacked the photo from a Denny's Web Site and trying to deceive me into buying this inferior piece at a inflated price.
What do you think ? Is this as much BS as some of the other stuff that has hit our Forum ?
Have a Nice Day
Ken
What do you think ? Is this as much BS as some of the other stuff that has hit our Forum ?
Have a Nice Day
Ken
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I am really put out by your petty remarks. I said I picked the blueberries myself and I did, this past spring. I never said they were fresh blueberries. I had them in the freezer. Quit putting words in my mouth!!!!!!!
Regards,
The guy with the blue tongue
Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com
You said Fresh Blue Berries in your PM, which by the way is not Private anymore. You tried to deceive me and I will not stand for this type of behavior period. Untill this is resolved too MY satisfaction I will Spam these boards daily.
Got It....Blue Tongue.
I just checked all of our PM's regarding blueberry pie and the word "fresh" was never, I repeat never used! Why are you constantly stirring up trouble, your wife cut you off again? I wouldn't sell you that blueberry pie for a milliion buck anyway, cause I ate it! It was real good. Maybe we can end this nonsense now once and for all!!!!!
Regards,
The full guy with the blue tongue and lips
Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com
Later Fake Blue Berry Pie Guy.
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Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com
<< <i>I wouldn't sell you that blueberry pie for a milliion buck anyway, cause I ate it! It was real good. >>
A sample is not possible. The regurgitating imbecile has stuffed the digestive tract with it already.
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<< <i>I wouldn't sell you that blueberry pie for a milliion buck anyway, cause I ate it! It was real good. >>
A sample is not possible. The regurgitating imbecile has stuffed the digestive tract with it already.
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Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com
Ken is just jealous. He's probably never even seen a fresh blueberrry, thinks they only come in plastic bags in the grocery freezer section.
He seems to forget that down here in God's country, we're still picking fresh tomatoes out of our gardens, so anything is possible.
Maybe I should send him some photos of fresh blueberries still on the bush, but I'd rather send him this photo!
Regards,
Wayne
Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com
think I'll go have a piece. Hmmmmmm...
<< <i>What do you think ? >>
I think I'm hungry. It's even the handy single serving size.
Russ, NCNE
Marc
Regards,
Wayne
Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com
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Cheers Folks.
Wayne you are off the hook now. I bet the Pies were Fantastic.........Pork Face !
Ken
jom
now is it complete?
We'll use our hands and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads.
Ken
Here's the pies I did for this Thanksgiving. Apple & Pumpkin. So yummy with a couple scoops of Ben & Jerry's cinnamon buns ice cream!
Wayne
www.waynedriskillminiatures.com