Aethelred has been posting on the liteside

ajaan · November 17, 2003 7:47PM

He has started not one, but two threads on the liteside. Is it time for a Darkside Inquisition? What say ye?

newbiecollector · November 17, 2003 7:50PM

I gotta go check first.........back soon.

newbiecollector · November 17, 2003 7:57PM

I think the guy got lost in the Dark......... I suggest "drawn" but not "Quartered"........

laurentyvan · November 17, 2003 10:58PM

Darkside Inquisition

Of heresy suspected, the dead king stands accused;
Infidelity to his fellows have left us unamused.
The suspension of his faith in the asking of his question
is obvious to all– we want his full confession.

Was MacCrimmon not one to ask-
Would Elverno have spurned the task?
Was Jester not ever prepared
To declare this coin impaired?

A suspect slab from a deamons lair
In Darkside opinion (both wise and fair)
was best cracked open, the coin retrieved,
But the dead king left us all deceived.

Corrupting unity, strength and vision,
he has left us open to the derision
of the members of the Lightside host,
of which, lamentably, they’ve begun to boast.

So what punishment do we crave
to bestow on this traitorous knave?
This man who was once our king
whose past glories we will no longer sing.

traitorous lightside post

ccrdragon · November 17, 2003 11:10PM

Get a rope!!!

(I really can't say to much since I post both ways as well....)

cacheman · November 17, 2003 11:23PM

I'm heating up the skewers.....heh heh heh heh

newbiecollector · November 17, 2003 11:31PM

Let's Sla*b him........

cosmicdebris · November 18, 2003 12:08AM

Aethelred · November 18, 2003 12:24AM

My lawyers are looking into this matter and will have a response to these allegations in a few days. Until then I'll continue to post on the Darkside and read about my English coins.

I know that the question being asked right now is "what did Aethelred post and when did he post it?" I would love to comment on this and hope that I will be able to clear the air soon.

Until then I have one thing to say and I want you to listen to me (wagging finger), I DID NOT POST ON THAT FORUM, the lightside! What is "posting?" When you say posting are you saying that a post was made or that the act of posting somehow constitutes a post? If posting somehow constitutes a post, then by making a post no posting was done, that should be very clear! That is my position and I will stand by that until polls show that the people no longer are buying it!

laurentyvan · November 18, 2003 12:35AM

If by posting, you did not post,
and by not posting, you posted,
then your acorns we're ready to roast-
over a hot and lingering flame
to your ancestors everlasting shame.

cosmicdebris · November 18, 2003 12:41AM

Filthy AT Morgans and slabbed US Comms in ACG holders

You should be ashamed of yourself.

elverno · November 18, 2003 1:03AM

Aethelred · November 18, 2003 1:35AM

newbiecollector · November 18, 2003 1:57AM

newsman · November 18, 2003 2:02AM

You guys are having too much fun. I wish I could play, but I have to work now.

ajaan · November 18, 2003 4:21AM

<< <i>Until then I have one thing to say and I want you to listen to me (wagging finger), I DID NOT POST ON THAT FORUM, the lightside! What is "posting?" When you say posting are you saying that a post was made or that the act of posting somehow constitutes a post? If posting somehow constitutes a post, then by making a post no posting was done, that should be very clear! That is my position and I will stand by that until polls show that the people no longer are buying it! >>

Oh no, not the old "depends on what the definition of 'post' is" We're not buying it.

1jester · November 18, 2003 4:24AM

I can't believe the treasonous actions of our very own member...

Aethelred · November 18, 2003 4:53AM

I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Lightside. The charges against me are motivated by those who feel the shame of their own Lightside ways.

There are posts on the Lightside that seem to be from me. Don't be fooled! It looks like there may be a cynical plot to make it look like I am selling some US coins (I'll take checks, money order or Paypal and CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME OF THEM), there is nothing to prove any of this!

1jester · November 18, 2003 4:58AM

Dead King, I suppose your next act of heresy will be to have them (GASP, CHOKE, COUGH, GAG) ..... sl*bbed.

coinkat · November 18, 2003 8:46AM

The English Inquisition?

coinkat · November 18, 2003 8:47AM

Perhaps it is confession time... I too have posted on the lightside. Is there still hope?

1jester · November 18, 2003 8:54AM

We'll have to figure out a suitable punishment for you, sir. It looks like the insurrection is spreading...

mongoose · November 18, 2003 9:00AM

Dead King, your lawyers are boobs. Obfuscation only leads to extra pain.
Admit your transgressions and we may yet show mercy.

In the meantime, the irons are hot, the pokers stand ready, and horses have been brought from the stables. We'll have the effigy ready momentarily.

laurentyvan · November 18, 2003 9:02AM

Should we request Aethelbald's ghostly presence? Let's also not forget Colonel Clankeye-he usually relishes a little corporeal punishment.

farthing · November 18, 2003 9:02AM

The Tar is suitably hot by now. Who's in charge of the plucking of chickens???

mongoose · November 18, 2003 9:07AM

Chickens and people from Georgia are often found keeping company, where is lord Marcovan?

mongoose · November 18, 2003 9:10AM

Yes, where is Col. Clankeye? He still has some litesider in him...we can make an example of the Dead One and finish Clank's transformation.

wybrit · November 18, 2003 10:49AM

Strange week. First, tbirde asks for help with a Krause value. Then, jester becomes a Scotsman. Now, this blasphemy!

What's gonna happen next? LordMarcovan washing his holey coin vest perhaps?

mongoose · November 18, 2003 11:17AM

First, tbirde asks for help with a Krause value.
This event darn near threw the earth off its axis.

Askari · November 18, 2003 11:35AM

He bought WHAT?!?!?!?!

Now where did I put that scroll with the "Turn Undead King into a Newt" spell on it?? ... rummage, rummage ... just a minute ... shoot! I'll be back.

shirohniichan · November 18, 2003 11:44AM

I may be denounced as a racist and an anti-religious zealot, but I do not post about AT'd Morgans in ACG holders. I'm glad I finally have someone to look down on (and when you're only 3'6" tall, that's really saying something).

mongoose · November 18, 2003 11:55AM

I may be denounced as a racist and an anti-religious zealot
Don't forget Registry Participant.

shirohniichan · November 18, 2003 12:37PM

<< <i>I may be denounced as a racist and an anti-religious zealot
Don't forget Registry Participant.

>>

SSSSHHHHHHHHH! Do you want others to see?! I'm trying to look better than Aethelred here!

spinaker2000 · November 18, 2003 12:49PM

In the defense of the Old Dead Guy, I happen to know he is only hawking the liteside stuff to make $$ for more Old Dead King groats.

But, i'm always in for a good tar and feathering!!

1jester · November 18, 2003 7:10PM

Well, you'd think he'd at least have the sense to post that Liteside junk under a pseudonym!!

newbiecollector · November 18, 2003 7:19PM

.......... I admit it......

I have poisted over there asking for information help. Ususally my post was off the first page in an hour.........

I am ashamed..

.... I just needed some info.

Aethelred has been posting on the liteside

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