GOOD MORNING CLASS ( the substitute)

Cam40 · October 22, 2003 4:19PM

Good morning class. I,m Mr.40 and I,m the substitute teacher for today.

fudude: Wheres Ms Coinboard?

Well, She successfully completed her rehab at the Betty Ford clinic and is now sailing on the Bay of Ee
on the POS for some R&R. Not sure when she,ll return though.

Russ: You suck!!!!!
All: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok class. Lets settle down now. I have a project for the class today.

FC57coins: Hey!!! We don`t do projects around here. I protest.
Its unconstitutional I tell ya.

Ok. Its not a requirement. Consider it extra credit then.

Lucy Bop: Oh boy. I like extra credit. And after class I,ll offer you some extra extra credit if you know what I mean.

Thats not nessessary Lucy but, if you must. ( Mr.40 blushes)

( suddenly MadMarty leaps to the ceiling and squawks like a parrot, rambles off a humorous limerick about David Hall, then pukes)

Tassa: Whats wrong with him?!?!?

DHeath: He thinks hes in a Clankeye episode. He,ll be ok......I hope.

fivecents: Yuck. I got parrot puke on me.

Lanlord? Help him out would you?

Lanlord: Do I get extra credit for it?

Yes, I give you an A on the next test.

Lanlord: Cool

airplanenut: Hey!!! Thats my line!!!!! Take it back.

( A scuffle insues at this point. Then ....BANG!!!!! )
(Everyone dives under their desks.)

Baley: What the.....

Dog97: Its alright. Yall can come out now. I just had to shoot a bear thats all. Hey, I was over-due.

coinguy1? could you please help bear to the hospital.....again?

coinguy1: I,m on it. As usual. And shame on you Dog97. You big bully.

Dog97: But I needed the target practice. Anyway, he likes it.

All: BWAHAHAHAHAA

BigE: So whats this project we,re to do anyway huh?

Its a fun project. Many of you already have your assignments completed so for those people
its going to be a breeze.

The project is to post a picture of a coin or slabbed coin(s) that is whimsical.

Seth Chandler: Whats whimsical mean?

Whimsical. You know. Playfuly humorous or that which tickles the funny-bone.

Seth Chandler: Cool

airplanenut: HEY!!!!

CLASS DISMISSED.

Tassa · October 22, 2003 5:02PM

Cool.

Oops. Sorry airplanenut.

Cam40 · October 22, 2003 5:15PM

hehehe Bill O`Reily liked it too?

Thanks Tassa.

Baley · October 22, 2003 5:18PM

BWAHAHAHAHAA

jonesy · October 22, 2003 6:51PM

Not bad!!

1jester · October 22, 2003 8:05PM

Just like the substitute teacher in "Catch me if you can."

Thanks for the episode, dude!

LucyBop · October 22, 2003 9:33PM

Cam40, see me later for that extra credit!

LanLord · October 22, 2003 9:50PM

Great recap of the recent weeks.

LanLord · October 22, 2003 9:51PM

do I get extra credit for my reply?

DHeath · October 22, 2003 10:28PM

I think you've characterized Russ perfectly. Troublemaker. LOL

cladking · October 22, 2003 11:11PM

This could begin to put an end to the tendency of substitute teacher
days being no more than lost time. Sure it was rowdy like it always
is with a substitute and all try to find the boundaries but still there
was real progress made.

While the teacher's on sabatical Mr 40 apparently can make an excellent
substitute.

Cam40 · October 23, 2003 5:13AM

Thanks all. But I see no one has submitted their whimsical coin photos yet.

Lanlord- Very good. You have a double-post. Thats worth a half-credit atleast.

(Mr.40 shuffles off with Lucy Bop)

Now Lucy, about that extra EXTRA credit.........

Louis · June 20, 2004 8:54AM

BigE · June 20, 2004 9:24AM

Extra, extra, read all about it, (Cam)elot!!!!!!!!! (Wish I could post whimsical pics Mr. 40, not sure how yet) I"ll get some extra credit someday

---------------------------------------BigE

Bear · June 20, 2004 9:57AM

It would seem that it doesnt really matter who writes the story,

poor bear still gets shot in the end.

prooflike · June 20, 2004 10:27AM

That's because bears are so scary, especially when they stand on their hind legs, towering 8 feet tall, growling, and then come down with their claws, slicing one open from the shoulders to the waist, with guts spilling to the ground... and at the same time ripping the head, to and fro with their ripping teeth, to and fro, to and fro, until the puny humans head comes off the now limp carcass.

Bear · June 20, 2004 10:29AM

OK, so I have nibbled on a few folks in my day. In general though, I am a fairly well behaved

bear. Just throw me some jelly donutes and I will be a very good bear.

numobri · June 20, 2004 11:03AM

BowTieCoins · June 20, 2004 12:14PM

Now I have learned what the message boards are really for! LOL!

LucyBop · June 20, 2004 12:15PM

Cam40 baby..

I'm still waiting!

Cam40 · July 14, 2004 1:53AM

Ah, Yes ofcourse. Sorry to keep you waiting. I had to reprimand some ill-behaved students.
Come in, take your coat off.........oh, okay, you can take that off too........ummmm okay sure
you can lose that as well...........oh i know its called a birthbay suit and you look great in it
i might add.

...oh,, ah. (gulp)....very nice, very nice...i can see you getting an A in Biology ,sure.
Social studies?....`A`+ !!!!!

bushmaster8 · July 14, 2004 2:00AM

Gonfunko · July 14, 2004 2:42AM

We need one of these stories for the ignored people.

Russellp23 · July 14, 2004 2:50AM

I want extra credit too!

GOOD MORNING CLASS ( the substitute)

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