A guy died and went to heaven .....

cardnyou

when he got to the pearly gates,saint peter was there guarding he gates.

" i cant let you in unless you have done a very good deed " said st. peter.

the man said " well i have one " ... so st. peter wanted to hear it .

I was walking past this ally he said..and there was this biker gang givin a lil ole lady a very hard time,they was picking on her and making her cry and she was scared. St. Peter asked " well whut did you do ?".

the man said " i walked right into the middle of the gang and asked who the leader was,then this big rugged redneck stepped up and said " I AM !".... well i hit the man in tha face and when he fell i started kickin tha crap out of him,then i told the lil ole lady she could leave and would be safe now.

St.Peter said " Well that is a very,very good deed,& if you dont mind me askin...when did this happen ?"

the man looked at his watch and said " about 5 mins. ago"

KOBEcollector

lol good one James

kornboy123

haha, good laugh..




Chris

KBryant1

lmmfao

ajbry

Heh - that's a funny one man.