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Drawing for 76 Bicentennial Proof Set
JohnZ
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Hi everyone. I'm new to the message boards, and having a great time! To introduce myself and show my appreciation, I'm going to give away a 1976 Bicentennial Proof Set (3 coins) in it's original mint packaging. The drawing will be completely random, but in order to enter, you have to tell me a light bulb joke (that hasn't already been posted). Drawing will take place Tuesday night the 24th at 6:00 PM. JohnZ, collector of rare coins and light bulb jokes.
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You probably have heard this or some variety of it:
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
How many light bulbs does a typical construction company need to order to change out 1.
Order 4
1. Somebody is going to break one.
2. Somebody is going to lose one.
3. Somebody is going to take one home in thier lunch box.
4. And of course the one to be used for the change...
601.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 600 to lift the house and turn it around the lightbulb.
thanks for the chance
A: Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
Can I enter now?
Q:
How many MicroSoft tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now exactly how dark is it? Okay, there could be 4 or 5 things wrong...have you tried the light switch?
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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to screw it in and one to screw it up.
Thanks for the chance. Rick II
Q. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one. Men will screw anything.
Q: How many country musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five, one to do it and four to sing about how much they're going to miss the old one.
Q: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
Q: How many Catholic Priest does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:11, one to put it in and ten to drink until the room spins around.
edited for spelling
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"People my hate you while you are alive, but they will love you when you're dead."
---I said that actually
Three. One to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder & change the bulb and one to sue the ladder company.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirty. One to change the bulb and 29 others to watch and say they could have done it better.
Thanks and welcome.
Joe
Welcome John!
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but how do they get in there?
karen
-Thomas Jefferson
9 - 4 to tell you the color is probably fake, 4 to tell you you paid too much for the bulb and one to actually screw it in and hope they didn't get screwed in the process.
Big Mike <><
Let your roots grow down into him and draw up nourishment from him, so you will grow in faith, strong and vigorous in the truth you were taught. Let your lives overflow with thanksgiving for all that he has done. --Colossians 2:7
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
To understand my joke, please know that my town has a lot of snotty, stuck up kids... (I don't think I'm one of them
How many Summit kids does it take to change a light bulb? None- they'll just hold it up and expect the world to revolve around them
Jeremy
Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Remember its just a joke and i have no views or believe in any of these answers
An open mind will support transformation.
Recognize life is full of change
and celebrate the opportunity.
"There is always a way to collect,Never surrender the hobby"
A-None. The lightbulb should be given a little more time to begin complying with the previous 14 resolutions we have passed, ordering the lightbulb to again illuminate. No action to directly change the lightbulb will be supported and the French diplomats will exercise a veto should anyone attempt to change it.
It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Thanks for the giveaway.
HOW MANY LAYWERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB??
2 one to change it and the second to file the personal injury lawsuit for burning his clients fingers well changing it.
I know bad. I dont mean anything by this to all those good laywers out there and in here.
Byron
And here is another one.
How many ethopeians (sp) does it take to screw in a light blue.
3 one to screw the light bulb in the other 2 to eat the box..
I know another bad one.
Sorry
Byron
My first YOU SUCK on May 6 2005
Papabear
A: Two...but they have to be reeeally small.
Am I in?
Cheers,
Bob
A. WATTo
Oh yeah, plz enter me in the drawing. Thanks!
Q: How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: That's not funny!!!
A2: Two. One to screw in the light buld and one to berate any men who offer to help.
A3: Three: One to screw in the light bulb and two to discuss how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
A: BECAUSE IT DOES!!!
Cheers,
Bob
None....
lightbulbs don't soil themselves like little kids.
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An open mind will support transformation.
Recognize life is full of change
and celebrate the opportunity.
"There is always a way to collect,Never surrender the hobby"
karlgoetzmedals.com
secessionistmedals.com