hep kitty is selling all of her franklins...cheap
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i couldnt help myself.......happy april fools day...
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PS to Lucy: mmmm.....about the all Franklins forum........mmmmm.....April fools.
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
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OK Lucy, turnabout is fair play:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now
here are the rules from the male side. These are our
rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE !
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it
down
1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with
it.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive
than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is
that married women always cut their hair.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going
to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and
anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently
beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What
makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which
pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument. In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
ask us. We refuse to answer. !
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
how you want it done. Not both. If you already know
best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our
lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how
little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint,
the four-four-two formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. No, NO you really do have too many shoes.
1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take
the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
1. Tools are as exciting for us as handbags are for
you.
1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to
sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really
don't mind that, it's like camping.
WWW=BANN'D!
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Even if WWW is a Steelhead fan ...
Oh and paigowjohnny, the Steelheads will own the Gulls very, very soon.