I had an elderly blonde woman sit next to me on a bench...she told me she had the body of a 23 year old...I told her to give it back, she was getting it all wrinkled!
When I told her she looked like a two-bit hooker she got so mad she hit me over the head with her bag of quarters!
A coin collector is relaxing on a bench outside the ANA. Having a snack, reading the latest edition of the VAM book while on a break. Another collector saw him and asked, "Hey, that's the latest edition! Where'd you get it?"
He said, "A nice looking blonde came over to me, threw the book down, ripped off all her clothes and said, "I'll give you whatever you want!"
The second collector replied, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
I had an elderly blonde woman sit next to me on a bench...she told me she had the body of a 23 year old...I told her to give it back, she was getting it all wrinkled!
When I told her she looked like a two-bit hooker she got so mad she hit me over the head with her bag of quarters!
Cheers,
Bob
He said, "A nice looking blonde came over to me, threw the book down, ripped off all her clothes and said, "I'll give you whatever you want!"
The second collector replied, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Cheers,
Bob
you are a hard guy to ignore.