Don't give up on the Sac Jack! Sing in A minor please.

Sung in rockabilly style.
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
It might need a new front,
It might need a new back, but
Don't give up on the Sac Jack.
We gotta git rid of that Washington Dollar
I know folks will scream, I know that they'll holler.
But I'm tellin you it's they only way
To keep that Dollar coin here to stay,
And that is why I'm here to say
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
It might tarnish a bit
When you handle it. But
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
So give up those paper ones and grab some Sacs
Don't ya think about the front, don't fret about the back
Just carry them around in a big ol Sack
Leave em for tips, spend them on snacks, but
Don't give up on the Sacs Jack.
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
It might need a new front,
It might need a new back, but
Don't give up on the Sac Jack.
We gotta git rid of that Washington Dollar
I know folks will scream, I know that they'll holler.
But I'm tellin you it's they only way
To keep that Dollar coin here to stay,
And that is why I'm here to say
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
It might tarnish a bit
When you handle it. But
Don't give up on the Sac Jack!
So give up those paper ones and grab some Sacs
Don't ya think about the front, don't fret about the back
Just carry them around in a big ol Sack
Leave em for tips, spend them on snacks, but
Don't give up on the Sacs Jack.
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Comments
Still, the song is catchy, don't ya think?
We'll use our hands and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads.
Dirt rings in your pockets?
Too heavy?
What Wooses!
Well, it does have one redeeming quality. It's not as ugly as this!
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russ, NCNE
09/07/2006
Oh, give me a coin,
tucked next to my groin.
as gold as a shining sun ray.
Seldom is heard the crumple of paper,
just sweet clanking of metal all day.
(Remainder as an excercise to the reader)
Very good Supercoin.
Ooooh. That smiling Susie is really scary.
We'll use our hands and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads.
<< <i>Where can I get one? >>
It's a very rare die crack. I think the only source is KINCOIN, King Of Coins.
Russ, NCNE
<< <i>The Smiling Susie Variety is the hands down the ugliest coin I have ever seen. Where can I get one? >>
That is just too F'ing funny. Hey maybe my pissing minuteman stands a chance afterall...
Is that why they call it a sack dollar?
(Apparently she was a little pudgier when she modelled for the coin.)