Some Holiday Humor...Please Enjoy
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A man went to the dentist. He had noticed his dentures were becoming pitted and discolored.
The dentist looked at them and asked:
“Have you been cleaning them regularly?”
The man replied he was.
The dentist then asked if he had changed anything in his diet, to which the man replied:
“Not really, but then, my wife served me asparagus with hollandaise sauce the other night. I never had hollandaise sauce before and I really liked it. So she’s been putting it on everything.”
“Well”, said the dentist, “Did you know that hollandaise sauce is loaded with lemon juice, and that high concentrations of acidic food like lemons break down the denture material?”
The man replied he did not know that and asked what could be done.
The dentist said; “I’ll make you a new set of dentures, but this time I’ll make them out of chrome so they’ll be more resistant to this sort of thing.”
“Will it work?” the man asked.
“Well”, said the dentist, “Everyone knows that there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.”
Happy Holidays To All! I'm off to Orlando this Saturday to visit Mickey Rat!
Cheers,
Bob
The dentist looked at them and asked:
“Have you been cleaning them regularly?”
The man replied he was.
The dentist then asked if he had changed anything in his diet, to which the man replied:
“Not really, but then, my wife served me asparagus with hollandaise sauce the other night. I never had hollandaise sauce before and I really liked it. So she’s been putting it on everything.”
“Well”, said the dentist, “Did you know that hollandaise sauce is loaded with lemon juice, and that high concentrations of acidic food like lemons break down the denture material?”
The man replied he did not know that and asked what could be done.
The dentist said; “I’ll make you a new set of dentures, but this time I’ll make them out of chrome so they’ll be more resistant to this sort of thing.”
“Will it work?” the man asked.
“Well”, said the dentist, “Everyone knows that there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.”
Happy Holidays To All! I'm off to Orlando this Saturday to visit Mickey Rat!
Cheers,
Bob
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A man noticed that when he passed gas, it made a weird "honder" sound.
He went to his doctor for a physical, but the doctor said he looked fine. He went to a gastro-intestinal specialist, but again he checked out in good physical condition with nothing abnormal. His "honder" problem continued. He went from specialist to specialist trying to get his problem fixed, and finally one doctor said, "I have a sneaking suspicion what your problem is. Go see Dr. Weiss and he'll check you over again."
The man went to Dr. Weiss' office and was surprised to see the doctor was really a dentist. Dr. Weiss looked through his mouth and said, "It's just what the other doctor suspected-- you have an abcessed tooth!"
The man looked puzzled and asked, "What would an abcessed tooth have to do with my gas problem?"
Dr. Weiss responded, "Everyone knows abcess makes the fart go 'honder'!"
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