I recieved an e-mail from Santa Claus.......
JErik20
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Here it goes, thought you guys might wanna read it:
"a letter from Santa!!!..........................
Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem:
The twelve fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing. The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids
a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird poop.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the g@y liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my $h!t together and bring you the
things you want. This year I suggest you get your @$$es down to Walmart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus"
I don't know what to think........
"a letter from Santa!!!..........................
Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem:
The twelve fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing. The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids
a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird poop.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the g@y liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my $h!t together and bring you the
things you want. This year I suggest you get your @$$es down to Walmart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus"
I don't know what to think........
I'd challenge you to a battle of wits...... but you appear unarmed
"Stop talking, negotiating,
Your feeble attempts at world peace
Give me a %#@*ing break
Need worldwide genocide, planetary suicide
And when the whole damn world is dead
there's your %#@*ing peace"
"Stop talking, negotiating,
Your feeble attempts at world peace
Give me a %#@*ing break
Need worldwide genocide, planetary suicide
And when the whole damn world is dead
there's your %#@*ing peace"
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