Post your favorite Simpsons line here

uwftke26

Always good for a laugh

zimmy3

There are wayyyyy toooo many good ones. Dont make me choose!

vittleboy

"Mmmm Pistol Whip"

zimmy3

These may not be my favs, but these are the ones I could think of at the moment:
"No TV and no Beer make Homer something, something"
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do....(homer makes crazy noises"
or
"*Sniffle*...Smithers, do you think it was my plant that killed those ducks?"
"There's no maybe about it sir"
"*Sniffle*, excellent"
or
"Smithers, take off my belt"
"With pleasure sir!"
or
"Hmmm........64 slices of american cheese"

Quiksilver77

oh god, dont make me choose! lol....hmmmm...lets see

Ew Lisa, thats disgusting....wait, whats that word? ....delightful! lol

kr580

prolly somethin Barney would say when hes drunk.......

uwftke26

Sung by Artie Ziff to the tune of "Sweet Dreams:"

"I traveled the world, and the seven seas, I am watching, you through a camera!"

kr580

when he gets too heavy to work at the plant....

'To continue press any key.'
"Any key, where's the any key? AAH!!! There's no any key!!!" - Homer

Vincecarder

I have too many....

I love "Mr.Black" that guy should come back..


"They mummy is ready for it's mystical journey" Jimbo...my all time fav char.

"Hey Marge you got a butt that won't quit. They got these pretzel things....err..arggg...ah......$5 DOLLARS?!?! Get outta here!"

"SuperNintendo Chalmers"

"They taste like.....Burning...."

"When Pigs fly......." Mr.Burns.

The whole baseball episode....Daryl.....

I can prolly think of more.....there are too many classics....

Quiksilver77

Dump him Marge, he's a loser...



<< <i>Sung by Artie Ziff to the tune of "Sweet Dreams:"

"I traveled the world, and the seven seas, I am watching, you through a camera!" >>



LMAO Ryan, one of my all time faves

funnyguy0015

Noo Lisa's dead, and nothing can bring her back!! Unless..
Lisa:: Dad I'm alive
Homer:: Unless..


Homer:: Lisa put down Maggie!
Lisa:: We were just playing.
Homer:: What game?
Lisa:: Let's eat Maggie

hehe so many great ones

uwftke26

"Green horn?! Who's a green horn?! What's a green horn?!"

comlad

Go soccer mummy!
Oh no, the doctors told him not to have a boner

Metros69

"My cat's breathe smells like cat food."

-Ralph

uwftke26

"Ralphie, you know you're not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

"Your father traded our tools for M & M's again."

Quiksilver77

Besides, Ill get used to the snoring, just liked i got used to saying Courtney Cox Arquette

SlipKnot515

the one where homer gets a nice computer and he creates his web site, well, when he first sets it up, he picks up the mouse and starts talking into it, and says "alright, computer, kill flanders"
and flanders comes up to his window like "did I hear my name?" and homer is talking to the computer in a low voice "ok, that's a good start, now finish the job"

Quiksilver77

awww, i cant take his money, i cant print my own money, i have to work for money...why dont i just lay down and die?

lilsun1

"We could burn the house down and kill them that way" -Bart
"No fire" -Marge
"Well if we did use fire..." -Lisa
"No fire!" -Marge
"I GOT IT..." -Homer
"NO FIRE!!" -Marge
"or..." -Homer


"Stupid gravity" -Homer
"Carnies, kings among men" -Homer
"GO BANANA" -Ralph


"We're not Catholic" -Marge
"Well then, enjoy your stay in helll"
Then as the priest is leaving he runs into Lovejoy
"Nice dress pastor" -Catholic Priest
"AH go have sex with your wife" -Lovejoy
"THAT's IT" -Catholic Priest
and they start fighting

zimmy3

Homer and Flanders driving to rescue the kids in the snowed in school:

"I think we ran over something"
"I hope its Flanders, heh heh heh"
(stern look)
"Uh huh huh, I'm just kidding"

or earlier in the episode:
"Homer, why did you have to cut off the top of my house"
"Because.......my car, your roof, its only fair"
"But this is my car"
"Well, yeah"

zimmy3

Actually, wouldnt the catholic priest have said to lovejoy "Go sleep with your wife"?