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Many of you have little tag lines at the bottom of your posts. Some are words of wisdom, some are concepts, some are jokes, lines from movies or literature... some are things you might collect or items you are looking for. I would like to compile a thread of aphorisms from board members. What's a line you would use other than the one you are using now? For example here are a couple I will share:

"If I diminish one human, I am more greatly diminished than that person." ---Alan Paton.

Or:

"If in the House of Hades, men give up their dead, yet will I even there, remember my dear companion." --Thomas Jefferson
(He wrote that in Latin on his wife's tombstone)

Or:

"Seems to me, if two partners always agree, one of 'em ain't necessary!" --Paul Newman as Wild Bill Hick*ock.

Anybody care to share what you might put at the end of your posts, that you don't use now? Serious, funny, sad, instructional, idiotic... anything. I used to enjoy Airplanenuts's quote from Billy Madison, and I still like Dorkkarl's explanation of Occam's razor.

Clankeye

Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
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  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    I like what Shannon Sharpe said on that ea sports commercial:

    "I'm so far ahead of you, you need a telescope to see me!"
  • krankykranky Posts: 8,709 ✭✭✭
    Albert Einstein's other equation:
    "If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut."

    Yes, that's a real Einstein quote.

    New collectors, please educate yourself before spending money on coins; there are people who believe that using numismatic knowledge to rip the naïve is what this hobby is all about.

  • TONEDDOLLARSTONEDDOLLARS Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭✭
    Excuses are like #**holes every one has one and they all stink.

    To many years of coaching, sorry if I offended anyone.
  • critocrito Posts: 1,735
    Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth sucks.

  • coinguy1coinguy1 Posts: 13,484 ✭✭✭
    Clankeye - as I tell our clients, in reference to our describing our coins to them over the phone : "We'd rather you be pleasantly surprised, rather than disappointed when you receive our coins in the mail". I think that being straight about things like that, carries over to many areas in life.
  • LanLordLanLord Posts: 11,714 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Do not judge another man until you've walked for two weeks in his moccasins.

    --Old Indian saying.


    This morning I mixed up my prozac for my ex-lax, I'm still constipated, but I'm okay with that.

    --Rediculous new saying.
  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭
    My signature at another forum:

    People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

    Don't know where that one came from.

    Here's one from George Bernard Shaw that I've always liked:

    The reasonable man tries to adapt himself to the world.
    The unreasonable man tries to adapt the world to himself.
    Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.


    Russ, NCNE
  • Okay, this is already paying off for me. Keep 'em coming....
    Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
  • GeomanGeoman Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭
    "If you don't grow it, you gotta mine it."

    -Geoman
  • I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work- Thomas Alva Edison
  • mrdqmrdq Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭
    It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.


    --------T O M---------

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  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    I believe it is a Chinese proverb: Be not afraid of moving slowly. Be afraid of not moving at all.

    Turkish proverb: He who tells the truth will be run out 7 villages.
  • airplanenutairplanenut Posts: 22,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may G-D have mercy on your soul."
    ~Billy Madison~
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    "Praise given is better than praise requested." Anonymous

    "People lost in thought are usually strangers to it." Unknown

  • NicNic Posts: 3,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never trust Whitey (translated...never trust the establishment/ rule makers). K
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    Mark Twain: Better to be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt
  • "Always keep a litter bag in your car. Doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full -- you can always throw it out the window" imageimage
  • coinguy1coinguy1 Posts: 13,484 ✭✭✭
    Clankeye, another one, this one from my wife " All we need is eachother and some snacks"
  • Mark--
    Well, if we're bringing wives into it... my wife's words of wisdom would be like in the scene from the movie Moonstruck, where Cher smacks Nicolas Cage across the face and shouts "SNAP OUTTA IT!!!!"


    And let me add:
    "Deepest need in man is the need to overcome his separateness, to leave the prison of his aloneness. What satisfies that need, is bound to be the most powerful force in human relations -- mature love." --Erich Fromm
    Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
  • keetskeets Posts: 25,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    another from Albert Einstein:
    each of us arrives here unintentionally and uninvited for a short while and wonders why. for me, it is enough to marvel at the miracles!

    one that i think is a quote from a biblical character:
    a man who can conquer himself is more powerful than a man who conquers nations.

    and one from an indian:
    nothing that i ever do will be very important, but it is very important that i do it anyway.

    al h.image
  • This one caught my eye as an attachment to a post on this forum awhile back: "If only I were as great as my dogs think I am."
  • coinguy1coinguy1 Posts: 13,484 ✭✭✭
    Clankeye, if this thread is indeed about words of wisdom (or not), I would think that the wives must be included or we'll be subject to reprimand, or worse!image
  • braddickbraddick Posts: 23,965 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never invest in anything that needs to be painted or fed.

    peacockcoins

  • braddickbraddick Posts: 23,965 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never attempt to eat anything that is larger than your head (one exception: pizza).

    peacockcoins

  • "Gentlemen, if we are to succeed, we must ride toward the sound of battle."

    - Gen. Stonewall Jackson -
    Buy the coin...but be sure to pay for it.
  • DHeathDHeath Posts: 8,472 ✭✭✭
    Here's one that always makes me laugh. "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in ther mouth.", Chico Marx.

    How about "No statue has ever been comissioned for a critic." or "I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.", Harry Truman.
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  • jharjhar Posts: 1,126
    It was like that when I got here!!!


    -- Homer Simpson


    I don't know half of youhalf as well as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

    -- Bilbo Baggins, "The Fellowship of the Ring"
    J'har
  • Just to add to the mayhem.

    "A young man came to me to defend him for a case of robbery. He said he didn't have any money at the moment but did expect he could raise some pretty quickly. I told him he better find another lawyer. I don't like to accept any money that has been stolen....so recently." Clarence Darrow, attorney.

    "When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Unlike the poor, screaming *astards in his car at the time." Unknown twisted person.

    "In The Vanities, No one wears panities." Ogden Nash, poet (misspelling intentional)

    "I finished my house with two hundred dollars in the bank only because the plumber didn't know about it." Mark Twain.

    "I could be Councillman Bernard...Mayor Bernard...Sentator Bernard!....President Bernard!!.... KING BERNARD!!!...CZAR BERNARD!!!! I could meet a lot of girls that way." Jules Pfeifer.

    "I will speak no words that are not my own" F. Crane, Md.

    Hope you got a smile.

    Kris.
    "I haven't understood anything since "Party" became a verb."

    "I think I have finally lived long enough to realize that the big man in the sky aint talking" Ogden Nash

    "When all you got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail"


  • << <i>There... are... four... lights! >>



    From the best Star Trek The Next generation episode, Chain of Command 1 & 2

    Captain Picard says this at the end of the Cardassian torture by Gul Madred. Gul Madred tries to break Picard by having him state there are either 3 or 5 lights, can not remember off hand. However Picard is about ready to break when he hears another Cardassian state he is going back to the Enterprise.
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  • Words of wisdom for those married:

    The difference between in-laws and outlaws: Outlaws are wanted.

    When asked how long we have been married, my standard reply: We have been happily married 4 years, and 4 out of 34 is not bad!
  • I used to use a signature of:

    Time sure flies when you don't know what you are doing.

    Then I switched to:

    My coins may not be pretty but they have great personalities.

    Now I just do shameless self-promotion. image

    Time sure flies when you don't know what you are doing...

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  • I'll add another to keep this up for the night shift.

    "There is no talent involved in not doing. To be frightened into inactivity and negativeness, means you have been defeated."
    Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
  • My contribution is borrowed from the world of baseball, but it's appropriate to all walks of life I think:

    "Be the best that you can be and you'll wind up exactly where you're supposed to."

    Sparky Anderson
  • MonstavetMonstavet Posts: 1,235 ✭✭
    Bruce Lee said this about martial arts, but I think it applies nicely to coin collecting:
    The wording is a little off, but the meaning is clear...


    "It is not whether a particular style is more true, or faster, or superior in technique....when one understands the roots...then one can better appreciate the entire tree and all of its colorful branchings."
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  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    This has been a particularly uplifting and intellectually energizing thread. Well done to all

    who have participated. While it may not be directly coin related, it gives one hope

    for the better nature of humankind to appear. I give this thread the Bears

    coveted "GROWL OF APPROVAL AWARD".
    There once was a place called
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  • "For every tomorrow, there is a today, for every today, there is a yesterday, for every yesterday, there is a beginning....." Me
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  • CLASSICSCLASSICS Posts: 1,164 ✭✭


    << <i>Never invest in anything that needs to be painted or fed. >>

    .....for sale 3 dogs . no not coins.
  • CLASSICSCLASSICS Posts: 1,164 ✭✭


    << <i>another from Albert Einstein:
    each of us arrives here unintentionally and uninvited for a short while and wonders why. for me, it is enough to marvel at the miracles!

    one that i think is a quote from a biblical character:
    a man who can conquer himself is more powerful than a man who conquers nations.

    and one from an indian:
    nothing that i ever do will be very important, but it is very important that i do it anyway.

    al h.image >>

    albert einstein failed math in school..hard to beleive but true
  • NicNic Posts: 3,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    g097103....great quote! I had to get rid of a guy who posted and believed that..."perception is reality"...whose? His wasn't. Sorry to all for being negative for a sec. K
  • "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" -- I think it's from a sign in a former US President's office, though I forget which one...
  • I'm shocked that in this coin forum we haven't heard one of the twentieth century's most famous passage:

    "On the whole, I think I'd rather be in Philadelphia" yeeeeeeesss"image
  • Here's another:

    "If the smartest man on earth risks nothing and ventures nowhere, he is little better than an idiot - or at least their achievements tend to be on the same scale"
  • LakesammmanLakesammman Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Here's one to put collecting coins in perspective.

    "When this short life is past, only that which was done for the Lord will last"
    "My friends who see my collection sometimes ask what something costs. I tell them and they are in awe at my stupidity." (Baccaruda, 12/03).I find it hard to believe that he (Trump) rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world. (Putin 1/17) Gone but not forgotten. IGWT, Speedy, Bear, BigE, HokieFore, John Burns, Russ, TahoeDale, Dahlonega, Astrorat, Stewart Blay, Oldhoopster, Broadstruck, Ricko, Big Moose.
  • Thanks you guys! Some really great responses. I am going to retire for the evening, but I want to thank you all for the contributions so far. By all means keep adding to them if you are inspired. I have been keeping an eye on Ken Burn's The Civil War documentary tonight. A million great quotes could come out of that. But, I will leave you with something Lincoln said, that I have used for comfort many times in my life:

    "And this too shall pass."

    Clankeye
    Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
  • This has been one of my favorites for a while:

    "Golf is a good walk spoiled." --Mark Twain
  • "There are two principles to follow for a successful marriage. They are..... unknown to me."

    "I spent this last week trying to figure out why my dog keeps drinking out of the toilet. I tried it, and it wasn't that great."

    "If a mute swears, does his mothers wash his hands with soap?"

    "Are three-way light bulbs kinky?"
  • Cam40Cam40 Posts: 8,146
    A quote from antiquite I remember that translated into:Death is inevidable,Lets drink.

    I like this thread .I want to print it out.

    Do others printout threads for later reading?
  • "If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
    They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines." ---------------------from the Marine Corps Hymn.
  • MrLeeMrLee Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭
    W C Fields, when asked why he was reading the Bible.......

    << <i>I'm looking for loopholes. >>

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