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Whats your favorite Simpsons episode?

FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
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Mine has to be the one where Homers an artist.

"Why won't you be art!"

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  • SkiVermont3SkiVermont3 Posts: 3,053 ✭✭
    lmao...i could sit here and rattle off countless simpsons quotes...but one of my faves of late has to be:

    "Play the race card....play it...."

    when they got arrested and had to go to court...lol
  • FirebatFirebat Posts: 153
    simpsons one w/ all the homosexuals....lol that one was great. or hmmmmm, where they go to japan was hilarious, with the seizure robots, lol. there are many more that I love, I got most of em on my computer image
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  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    LOL Firebat, I like the gay one too.

    "What happened? Did he give you gay?!"
  • FirebatFirebat Posts: 153
    "we work hard, we play hard" goes into "everybody dance now"
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  • mcdee2mcdee2 Posts: 1,150 ✭
    I like the chili cook off one.. where homer overdoses on hallucinagenics... lol
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  • Superstar5Superstar5 Posts: 1,051
    They all are great, but most of my favorite ones have my favorite character in them. HANS MOLEMAN IS THE MAN!!!
  • SkiVermont3SkiVermont3 Posts: 3,053 ✭✭
    another funny one was when homer was a food critic, and the french dude tried to poison him with an eclair...lol
  • Superstar5Superstar5 Posts: 1,051
    The stonecutters was another good one.
  • funnyguy0015funnyguy0015 Posts: 704
    this episode wasn't that great, but here's one of my favorite homer simpson quotes::

    "mmmmm... pistol whip"

    the japan episode was hilarious!!

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  • SkiVermont3SkiVermont3 Posts: 3,053 ✭✭
    "mmmmm... pistol whip"

    lmao

    another good one was when marge was a cop...

    ...also when homer figured out about the flu shots, and they took him to that island...and the homer replacement goes, " Marge, ill see you up in the bedroom in 5 minutes for a night of efficient German sex" ...lol, that was a funny one too.
  • c0LLect0rc0LLect0r Posts: 3,194
    No. The best one is when Homer has to take pot for medical purposes. That one was hilarious!!!
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  • SmarteeeeeSmarteeeee Posts: 197
    My fav is the Water Park episode. Homer's tan lines and then he plugs the water slide and they have to air lift him out.
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  • Superstar5Superstar5 Posts: 1,051
    Can't forget about the company softball team.
  • c0LLect0rc0LLect0r Posts: 3,194
    Or when Maggie shoots all the mafia guys right before they will kill Homerimage
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  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    LOL, all of these are classics.

    "Haven't you been listening to what that guy in church says?! Captain Whatshisname?!"
  • qrich3qrich3 Posts: 108
    one of my favs is when bart sells his soul to milhouse and lisa tries to prove a point to bart by saying that laughter is the key to the soul. she thens sets up a trap for Homer and he winds up slipping on a skateboard and getting his head stuck in the railing while santa's lil helper comes over and starts biting his @$$.
    i also liked the one where homer says "mmmm... pistol whip" ( as already mentioned) but i found it funny how at first he was nervous about it but then halucinates dipping a pistol in whipped cream.
  • johnkellyjohnkelly Posts: 121
    I like the episode with Behind the Laughter.
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  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    How about this classic from the food critic episode:

    Homer: "Sorry Marge, but you're cookings only got 2 moves: shake, and bake."

    Marge: "But you like Shake and Bake, you used to put it in your coffee."
  • qrich3qrich3 Posts: 108
    What about this one from the episode where homer decides to try to sell grease and starts stealing it from the school and causes the grease to go all over the gym during the dance, Nelson then says:

    Nelson: here comes the free greaseball!

    Then you see the italian pizza man (Luigi) walking in and says:

    Luigi: " I bringa you kids the free pizza, why u gotta makea fun"
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    My fav is the cat burgler one, when Homer gets a posse together..

    Homer to pimply face teenager:

    "Can you swing a bag of door knobs"

    Kid:
    "Yeah"

    Homer:
    "ok, here is the sack, you have to supply your own doorknobs!"

  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    LOL joe, same episode, Kent Brockman:

    "How can you explain that while petty crime is down 7 percent, sack beatings are up 900 percent?"
  • JC214JC214 Posts: 503
    I like the onne where grandpa Simpsons kidneys expole, and Homer doesn't wonna give one of his away. Then when Homer gets crushed by all those cars, they steal one of his.
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  • zimmy3zimmy3 Posts: 909
    I can't pick which one is my fav, most of them are just hilarious. I always like the Sideshow Bob ones. Or how about when Homer gets chased by the English family that beats each other up and other characters from PBS by defrauding them. These quotes from that episode are the best:
    Mister Rogers: "Its a beautiful day....to kick your a*s!"
    Homer on plane: "Ohhhhhh save me Jebus!"
    Homer on island: "You know when I first got here this was a strange and scary place, yet I have now come to love this like another (plane flies overhead) HELP! Get me off this stickin rock!"
    Homer opening casino: "Who knows, maybe you will hit the jackpot and spend the rest of your days in a tropical paradise"
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  • FirebatFirebat Posts: 153
    The one where grampa goes "I'm going to the outhouse" lisa says "we don't have an outhouse" and homer goes "AHHHHHH, My tool shed!"
    lol, I think that one is the first of the "Who Shot Mr Burn's?" episodes.....
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  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    Finally, a post that brings everyone together!!!

    By the way, I love in that toolsd one when later they show Homer rinsing it out witht he hose.
  • VincecarderVincecarder Posts: 1,852 ✭
    Ha...I remember we had to fill out a survey for favourite charachter and I picked "Mr.Black".

    Oh that was funny with the voice over of "Mr.Black" at camp crusty.


    I think my favourite episodes are the Frank Grimes "Grimie" and the softball one.



    Professor Frink always makes me laugh though.....
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  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    Carl: "Sending some outgoing mail?"

    Lenny: "You know it!"

    Carl: "Yeah, I'll probably send some tomorrow."

    Lenny "I hear that!"

    They high 5, followed by an awkward pause...classic!
  • VincecarderVincecarder Posts: 1,852 ✭
    NOT LENNY!!!!!! Hey who's the guy who got a diamond in his tooth that got "Yoinked" in 5 seconds.....

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  • qrich3qrich3 Posts: 108
    Another one I like is when Homer finds his mother and he brings her home. Lisa and grandma Simpson start to sing a song:

    Lisa: "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?"

    Homer then walks in and answers: 4!

    Lisa the says: Dad that was a rhetorical question

    Homers: rhetorical eh?......5!

    Lisa: dad do you even know what rhetorical means?

    Homer: of course I do....(doorbell rings and Homer runs to get it after being embarrased)
  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    LOL, that is a good moment.
  • FreakasaurusFreakasaurus Posts: 514
    This is the greatest poll ever, no fighting, no tension, just laughs.
  • nbatopfiftynbatopfifty Posts: 103
    greatest homer line ever (well one of the best)- "vampires are fake. just like elves, gremlins and eskimos".
    my favorite episode ever is "homer at the bat"(he company softball team)
    2nd favorite is the pulp fiction take off. "22 short stories of springfield"
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  • zimmy3zimmy3 Posts: 909
    Here is a great quote that I got from watching the simpsons today (made in like 92 or 93). It is where Burns runs over to Bart and bart goes to hell after spitting off the handrail. Well when the devil pulls up his file he says "You arent supposed to arive here until the next time the Yankees win a pennant, which should be about a century from now." I dunno, just based on whats happened the last 6 years that is just a hilarious quote. Heck why not use my Brewers, then Bart wouldnt be in hell until 1000 years from now
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  • lilsun1lilsun1 Posts: 399
    "I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for my money, why don't I just lay down and die?" - Homer


    Said while detective is standing over the entire town...

    Detective: "I'll find you Beer Baron."

    Homer: "No you won't."

    Detective: "YES I will."

    Homer: "DOH!"
  • BigGameGilBigGameGil Posts: 963
    I Like Em All Of Course, A Few That Stick Out At Me Are:

    The Dolphin One, Ware All The Dalphins Go Evil
    The Sharry Bobbins One
    and The One Ware Hans Crashes The Sugar Truck i like the part ware Hans Peels Of The Bumper Sticker That Says "How Is My Driving Call 1-800-(then some numbers). and Homer Offers To Take the sugar, and hans goes "If Only This Sugar Were As Sweet As You Sir"
    I Also Like The one that in the beging they play basketball, and hans doest get picked, and lenny goes up for the dunk and comes up short and all kinds of other stuff hapens when they play- that one is funny

    My Favorite Simpsons Characters are Hans and Lenny

    One Thing I like about the simpsons is that the episode starts out some way and then the plot is something TOTALY diffrent.

    like for example- one of todays episodes, they start out going to the Aprin Convension, and then it ends up them going to the Jail Rodeo, and then ends up the simpsons takin in a artisticly gifted con. lol i think that's just a crazy story line that makes the show so good
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