Have you seen this auction?

Steve27

Anaconda's Butt Ugly Coin Auction

RLinn

I think I'm coming around to liking those really ugly coins.

Tootawl

Oh man...I just lost my appetite. At least there is truth in advertising, it is a butt ugly coin.

Clankeye

Reminds me of my favorite Groucho bit:


Patient: Doctor I want a second opinion!

Doctor Groucho: All right. You're ugly, too.

lathmach

Somehow I get the feeling his calling this coin ugly is supposed to be a joke.
It isn't. It's ugly.

Ray

WWBillman

My question is, is this how he really feels but he is telling the truth in a sarcastic manor to make a buyer think otherwise? When he sells it will he be thinking, Thank god some sucker bought that Butt Ugly Coin.

Just Kidding, it has a Star so it must be pretty.

Really, I am just kidding.

ANACONDA

Hey! What are you doin'? Cool. I finely foun mah home. Ahbeen lookin' fur a place to hang out and you guys are my kinda people.

You guys are great. Never met a smarter bunchuh folks. Man, you guys rippem to shreds here ever day. No one gits one by on you! Day ahm!

Hey, that cone WAS a dawg, aye! That Anaconda, he's a real piece a work. Ah mean, you kin just tell he were tryin' ta pull both our legs at the same time. Heeze so fulluh crap, I bet both his eyes are brown. He mighta graduated from college but you an I, we gots real learnin, learnin that counts not like that book crap.

Ya know, until I got here, I thought it was my monitor that made everthin look like crap, now I know it all is crap 'cause you guys are thinkin' like me -- it's all crap. It's not my $75 monitor and my commadore 64, it's juss that it's all crap. And now I know 'cause you guys know juss like me!

Hey, any uh you guys live near me? I need some cinder blocks, cheap. My double wides startin' sink over near the cesspool and I gottal prop it up. Call me. I'll come over an' git 'em fer free - ah won't charge you nuthin ta hall em off.

Hey, I gotta go. One a mah kids got ta peein' on the lectric fence and I gotsta go gittem off.

Hey, keep up the good work, I'm right there withya, buddies! An don't let that Anaconda piece a work try ta git by with nuthin' else. You tell it like it is, boys!

Moe Ron

Clankeye

You already did that one, Adrian. I liked it the first time too, though.

airplanenut

i'm surpirsed he didn't put a babe's butt in the auction so we could compare

Dog97

<< <i>I'll probably pull this up tomorrow...and think, man, am I losing it or what?? >>

Hmmm.....

Bear

Tough audience tonight!!! Bear

ANACONDA

Babe's butt. Hmmm.....I'll have to look for one of those....check back....I'll see what I can do...

Dog97

Here's one! You can use my girlfriends. see attachment

ANACONDA

Clankeye - it's "already" not "all ready". Juss tryin' ta bee helpphul!

Hey Dog - man, if I put that girl in one of my auctions, they would ban me from eBay. HEY! Cut that out. Ya'll sit down and stop clappin'!

Dog, I just left you some feedback. Do you ever get nervous leaving feedback first? You're startin' to have one of those ratings people brag about de-flowering.

adrian
anaconda.rare.coins (on eBay)

Clankeye

Now Adrian, sense of humor, sense of humor. You know I'm a fan of yours.

Bear

Know why I dont have any negetive feed back? Cause I dont sell my coins on E-Bay.
We bears just bury our coins in the forest under some old tree. And no Russ, I wont tell you which tree
the Kennedy Proofs are under!!!! Bear

osirisMMII

Hey Dog....... that there shure sa fiiiine lookin' girlfreend you got. Don't 'spose sheez got a leetle sister duz she? I meen not two leetle cuz I like mine jus like yoors with a leetle meet on her bonz. My couzins half-brothers ex-wifes new boyfriend werks at the fancy new Walmart store in town and cun get me a reelly gud deel on outta date donuts and twinkies. Maybe me an Adrian can get a case of Oly and a cupple dozen donuts 'n come on ova this weakend for a bbq.

ANACONDA

Clankeye - I'm cool with you.

How'd you get that name, anyways? You didn't get a piece of NGC shrapnel in your cornea from bustin' out 65s hiding in 66 holders, didja?

adrian
anaconda.rare.coins (on eBay)

Clankeye

Naw, the boring truth is I just called my cat that one night for no reason, it stuck, and I stole it from him when I was prompted to enter some kind of name for this forum.

I have stayed on the boards far too long today. It's begining to show in my stale humor. To all a good night. To the Bears, the Snakes and the Dogs, good will to all, and a good tomorrow and blessings counted.