Tour Stop rollin' into Sactown.......

Lantz

.....unfortunately, I won't be one of the many drunk morons in the crowd. September 21st is my cousins wedding! I guess I'll just have to be one of the drunk morons THERE!


Lantz

Derrick

Lantz, don't expect your wife to make it to that wedding...she'll be with me at another wedding...we're going to see some midgets get married. Porn star midgets not to mention. Just thought I'd inform you.

Lantz

Good! I'm glad she'll be with you and not with me that night! I'll be gettin' freaky with the Maid of Honor! Doin' the chicken dance naked and sh!t!!

Lantz

Derrick

<< <i>Good! I'm glad she'll be with you and not with me that night! I'll be gettin' freaky with the Maid of Honor! Doin' the chicken dance naked and sh!t!!

Lantz >>



lmao! *hopes your wife is looking over your shoulder*

...and oh yeah...I forgot to mention that we'll be doing a porn shoot with the midgets after the wedding for their "wedding gift". Figured we'd do something nice you know? Got to treat the little people with kindness. They have feelings too.

I think it'll be called...

"Big People - Little People Groovin' "

Lantz

LMAO

* Bridgette the Midget is friggin HOT*



Lantz